. . . especially when covered in cream . . .

GENTLEMEN

George enumerated naughty tales labeling everyone masochistic egomaniacal nudists

. . . monastic duties at nudist camps .. . .

Act now while this year’s supply of purple dildos is still available

Congratulations for winning the Nobel Prize this year for your work on Quantum Information

Endeavors can be for naught if done for only selfish purposes.

. . . liked to scurry under skirts . . .

SECRETED

Sandra's excited, carnal, recent eruptions tasted exceedingly delicious

. . . a tuba, accordion, and lute . . .

Health is influenced by many factors

, , , glowed brilliantly in the dark . . .

Airplane terminals are dens of chaos.

. . . performed under the supervision of . . .

SENTENCES

Surly eunuchs negotiated treaties entitling nincompoops complete ecclesiastical status.

YAWNS

Youthful artisans wove naughty serapes.

. . . latest craze, chocolate covered beets . . .

Spot the Looney

Arcade Fire

Poco

Again, needing to think of something to contribute here.

. . . replaced by pungent and viscous . . .

YELLOW

Yesterday eleven loud leprechauns obscenely wallowed

Opinion was unanimous, she tasted as fresh and pure as the early morning dew.

. . . all traces of incriminating evidence. . .

Disco Boy - - - Frank Zappa

New Family Waltz - - - Pine Leaf Boys

SHITHEADS

Strange hirsute imps, tremendously high, etched arty dadaist scenarios.

. . . caused much salivating among onlookers . . .

Lynn's first job was as a aerophysicist - ornithologist, her duty was to determine what birds were capable of carrying coconuts over vast distances

Cheeks smooth and pliant were much admired.