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So I was at work last night and we had a great band playing. The lead singer had an amazing voice and he just seemed to exude sexuality.
I was at the sink in the bathroom washing my hands when a waitress came in and she was talking about him and said she could jill-off right then.
It got me to thinking. I really am tired of that expression. Guys seem to have soooooo many euphemisms for masturbation that run the whole gamut from very humorous, disgusting, crude, cute, sexy, and some that make you go "say what?".
What are some of the female masturbation terms you have heard or used? Maybe we can make up some good ones?
I was at the sink in the bathroom washing my hands when a waitress came in and she was talking about him and said she could jill-off right then.
It got me to thinking. I really am tired of that expression. Guys seem to have soooooo many euphemisms for masturbation that run the whole gamut from very humorous, disgusting, crude, cute, sexy, and some that make you go "say what?".
What are some of the female masturbation terms you have heard or used? Maybe we can make up some good ones?
Active Ink Slinger
My brother was visiting and I took him to the club I work at hoping he could hook up with one of the girls I work with.
While there one of the cooks was saying that he could "convert" my brother if given the chance.
It got me to thinking later, does he sort of have a point.
Can a straight person know for sure that he/she isn't gay or bi until trying sex with someone of the same gender?
And of course, can a gay person know for sure he/she isn't straight or bi until trying sex with someone of the opposite gender?
While there one of the cooks was saying that he could "convert" my brother if given the chance.
It got me to thinking later, does he sort of have a point.
Can a straight person know for sure that he/she isn't gay or bi until trying sex with someone of the same gender?
And of course, can a gay person know for sure he/she isn't straight or bi until trying sex with someone of the opposite gender?
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I was curious about how guys go about the actual act of cyber sex meaning how are you masturbating while typing?
For the girls, I can get it. There is perhaps sitting on a vibrator, using vibrating eggs, leaving the vibrator in while typing, and so on , which can obviously leave the hands free to type.
But, you guys have to stroke yourselves. You can't just sit on something.
If you are stroking your cock, are you not using your dominant hand? Is this not leaving the weak hand to try to keep up the sexual conversation? How fast can you possibly be typing?
How do you guys do this cybersex stuff?
For the girls, I can get it. There is perhaps sitting on a vibrator, using vibrating eggs, leaving the vibrator in while typing, and so on , which can obviously leave the hands free to type.
But, you guys have to stroke yourselves. You can't just sit on something.
If you are stroking your cock, are you not using your dominant hand? Is this not leaving the weak hand to try to keep up the sexual conversation? How fast can you possibly be typing?
How do you guys do this cybersex stuff?
Active Ink Slinger
Accidents do happen... getting in and out of a car, sitting in some chairs, on steep stairs, sliding into booths, etc.
That being said however, if I am wearing a short skirt/dress without panties, I am much more careful and aware of the position of my legs and skirt and accidents are very rare.
If you are seeing pussy, then it is much more likely that she meant for you to (or maybe she doesn't care if you do or not) than that it was purely accidental.
That being said however, if I am wearing a short skirt/dress without panties, I am much more careful and aware of the position of my legs and skirt and accidents are very rare.
If you are seeing pussy, then it is much more likely that she meant for you to (or maybe she doesn't care if you do or not) than that it was purely accidental.
