No
Have you ever played in a poker tournament?
Fuck, is your weekend free?
Money, books, oil paintings, oh and cows real ones, I have cattle farms.
Prick the good kind, not as in "my X the PRICK!"
A chance to be a little nasty about an X. Try to keep it mildly humerous.
My X was so tiny he had to use my eyebrow tweezers to hold his cock while pissing. That should give you the idea.
Ahhh, committed heterosexual, got to admire the steadfastness, just a darn shame.
LOL Swiftly amused
Malawi
