... is the town's lucky charm... Everyone rubs his head in hopes of winning the lottery.
is secretly in love with RuPaul.
Throwing him some new band mates so he can tour the world
Guilty..
Have you ever wanted to hop on plane just to snuggle with someone?
Snuggling for just a few more minutes...
John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
John Bridger: Freaked out...
Charlie Croker: Insecure...
John Bridger: Neurotic...
Charlie Croker: And Emotional.
Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.
Italian Job
Jan: Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!
Police Officer: Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.
Pillow Talk
I really hope you've found happiness, and if you're ever in need of anything, like someone to love you, don't hesitate to call me. - An Affair to Remember
I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something. - Pretty in Pink
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
innocent
Ever had an orgasm standing in a bar?
innocent
Ever had an orgasm standing in a bar?
And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.... Boondock Saints
is very passionate about skydiving and was married while free falling
Again! You are a pain the arse!
Angie is a former child beauty pageant contestant and still wears her crowns to feel special
I told my previous s.o. about my lush account. He trusted me to not be inappropriate with others. Trust and honesty are important for a relationship to work.
Blames T for thinking anyone would eat Brussels Sprouts willingly.
Irish works at the Copa..Copacabana... He just loves singing show tunes.
Can't you let a girl know you are coming, you pain in the arse!!!!
.... to stop drinking tequila and go to sleep. If only I was tired!
Gift him a new hat... He is always wearing that one.
Naturally... Better safe than sorry..
Had to wear a helmet to school and likes licking windows.
... Is the banana eating champion, second only to a pair of Lesbians, named Celeste and Moon
Missionary is my favorite... I love the closeness... Your whole body pressed into someone else, every movement made together, being able to see each other and kiss each other.... Yes, definitely my favorite.. but that is only if I like you. If I am just trying to get mine.. Doggy style or cow girl...
Angie is a ventriloquist... She likes making asses talk.
Buy him and make him work that corner... Damn kid... I have never seen a hustler work so hard
Blames beinggood for behaving.... It's much more fun to be bad