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baileyass
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156

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Granted. But that someone had a terrible jetlag and you end up wandering alone.

I wish I no longer need to work.
Don't need to buy, but I can supply the tranq and rifles/darts. Marquis, I hope you document your adventure, National Geographic will want to buy it. smile
Buy, the room needs cleaning up after all these lessons/sessions. Lol
Granted but you can only cover whatever you can within 80 days.

I wish I have my foot up and drinking a nice cup of coffee with a book.
Granted, but everyone is at Seychelles and you are surrounded by pirates and running low on food.

Damn! That was for Ardent.

As for Aragon, your wish is granted but you forgot your passport.

I wish I win the jackpot.
Granted, but they are vegan steaks. Lol

I wish I dont need to work.
Granted, but you got four-sight instead.

I wish I have more willpower to go to the gym.
Granted but you got a massive tummy ache after that.

I wish I don't need to work tomorrow.
Granted, but KK is out getting sloshed with me.

I wish my "homework" takes care of itself.
Granted but your therapist looks like a sumo wrestler.

I wish my friends are here to get sloshed.
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You can but you have to use that time to stay with me and look after me and give in to my every desire .. :P (I like my shirts ironed properly please!)

I wish I could fly away to a warm climate for say 3 months with a beautiful and sexy lady ...


Shucks! I can't iron properly to save my own life.

We can trade places but the sexy lady cannot understand English.qBwz397AxTub4b3Z

I wish I can be a couch potato for a day.
Granted, but you need to get them from Tesco & grate her.

I wish I'll be on leave until next year.
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Lol Id call for simi and cover you in hot sauce pmsl

Excuse me officer ardentmale there seems to be a demon munching on Bailey perhaps u should stop this while I get my naughty british hands on the sexy acheron



Babes, Tory won't forgive Ash. Hahahah. Now where is Nick?


Hold Cindee's hand and take her home.
Granted but you did not pay insurance and the police haiked your car in.

I wish my baby is with me.
Cos you banged Mrs Claus so hard her screams can be heard all the way to South Pole.