You're insatiable in bed.
He is pratising his porn movie script inside and I'm trying to watch movie here. Bloody hell he is making so much noise I can barely hear the Tv
excuse me, you wanted to take my dress off. so i've got you locked.
He threatened to put an alligator into my bed.
Way to heaven is thataway
He still has his own cock up his ass and is in pain. He's there until the ambulance comes. Problem is we called the ambulance a couple of days ago and it's still not here yet and curious hasnt pissed or shit since then.
Buy him to mow my lawn. Lol
Rise Lord Cherry, you do not need to kneel before your queen.
They cannot the skunky fart from you anymore. I'm sorry.
He does not like popping cherries or any fruits for that matter.
Cat and mouse chase happening
KG got so sick of her g-strings not covering anything she decided to wear her grandmother's drawers instead.
Good one az!!!
You shouldnt laugh so hard that you drop and broke that mirror. The cut will heal itself.
Why do I have to mow it 
