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baileyass
Over 90 days ago
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He says he wants a new tattoo near his privates. Alto i'm no tattoo artist, he wants me to draw the design i like.
Cherry is his 69 year old equally wrinkly partner who does not have any teeth with her anymore. They have been cheating people online telling everyone they are a couple of 30-yo hot sexy horny partners. Gotta ban them for being untruthful. Lol.
Quote by ginger86
ok stampede, you may be a cowboy but i still say that's not the part of bull you are supposed to ride.



should apply that to kierank as well! ROTFLMAO
Quote by kierank
Ban Bailey from kissing anybody again,



mooo...you're such a meanie. Gonna ban you from riding a bike.
Uhm...he has been peeping at the wrong person. That's his boss' computers he has hacked into. So people, if you're looking for a PI or a hacker, forget about him. Lol
Well you did not write a story about me either.

Ban you from my bed until you have written a story about us and how you chased me from north to south pole.
Quote by kiera
It was so nice of you to donate your manhood to save SJ, Congratulations babes your now officially a woman


Yup being a woman is fab! SJ can have my manhood but betwen you and me, it reacts when a sexy man comes along.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Holy cow! Din't mean to to triple post but Kierank, looks like you're really a buffalo.
I think a gynae is a better job for you than me.

Anyways, you're the gardener.
Quote by kiera


Indeed you are, its so big you got it caught in your zipper. You screamed so loud you burst both your eardrums, that's why i'm writing this down for you as you can no longer hear



SJ nicked his skin with that zipper he though he has become an eunuch and begged the doctors to save his manhood. Kiera laughed so hard we had to send her in, cos we thought she became a loony.
Quote by kierank
spank my little mmmmmooooooooooooo


Looks like i have to whip this moooooooooo buffalo