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baileyass
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by kierank
Baileyass has a glass eye which she takes out when she`s being drinking with the other witches



I also have a crystal ball. I know where you are and what you do. Once your hair has grown, we'll be there.
Cherry wants to marry me, but he never said the right words. Only hints and such. Now, what would a girl say to that??
Oh god! People sleep with the gardener but i sleep with the butcher!!!
Cherry secretly wants to be in Ardent's shoes, he has this fetish for wives and their endless demands for sex. Before sex, he comes to our saloon for a full body wax.
Cherry is no better, he gets one just by touch and this makes waxing a bit of an embarassment - not that we mind looking.
Town mayor's mistress's sister who's the mistress of his uncle's wife's nephew's brother-in-law. Rotfl
Yeah, you're a baby, you like to listen to fairy tales while having your hair plucked.
You sleep talk and you called out another person's name real loud. Thing is, the name's dan.
You sleep talk and you called out another person's name real loud. Thing is, the name's dan.
Ardent prefers to pluck his hair. He likes to feel the tension of his hair pulled before the yank.
Kiera's laughed too much today, too. As for curious, we benefited from his memory loss and he is an obedient waxing victim.
Quote by kiera
No its definitely up your arse, me and bailey held u down while Ginger shoved it up there

Then we all waxed you


OMFG! You're a sadist and I'm loving it.
Curious goes through his neighbours bins and compare the number of condoms used each week against his. Needless to say, he is never the winner. In fact his numbers are so measly he is embarassed to tell people how many he use each week.
Quote by kiera
Roast Beef, Roast potatoes, with steamed, broccoli, cauli flower, carrots and petit pois. Yorkshire pudding and gravy yum.



Can i come over for dinner, please? I'll bring wine...
I'm gonna whack you the next time you drool all over my shoulder. silly