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bardot1990
2 weeks ago
Straight Female, 35
0 miles · United States
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About

I like writing erotica in graphic terms.    I also like chatting, but please don't regale me with dick pics.    I know what dicks look like.    Please spend time chatting with me before dragging out the sex talk.    Just because I write erotica doesn't mean I'm going to fuck you sight unseen.    I won't. 

Also, opening chat with "How are you" is kind of lame.   You don't really care about my well-being. "How are you" is just filler.   It's better to come up with an interesting anecdote or something funny.   "How are you" is a weak attempt to be "Nice"    "Nice" is how a man pays his way into the party if he hasn't the guts to be tough or the brains to be witty.   

(Edit 12/2024: OK, I've had enough. I'm very approachable. But if you open with "How are you?" and follow that up with any of the following: "Nice!!" or "Awesome!" or "You deserve a man with a bigger dick!!" or "I'm like that, too!!" or "What are you wearing?", I will ghost you. No questions asked, no second chances offered. Capece?)

(One More Thing: PLEASE don't regale me with your proficiency at cunnilingus. I don't brag about my {put adjective here) fellatio resume. If I did, you'd think me a tart.)

Interests

Erotic writing
Fitness
Music
Sex

Seeking

Male
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 500 miles