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beowulf69

Over 90 days ago

Straight Male, 36

United States

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8 Feb 2012

Maybe you should donate some panties to Goodwill and go commando some days.

2 Feb 2012

Is penis size as or more important than his income/bank account?

2 Feb 2012

All of the overpaid talking heads on ESPN think that we should just skip the game and give the trophy to their darling New England Patriots. I think ALL ESPN announcers have a homosexual crush on Tom Brady!

I hope the New York Giants kick their ass!

2 Feb 2012

Happy Birthday to the Queen of the story writers! occasion4

occasion4

17 Jan 2012

Hello. Greetings from sunny Florida.

7 Jan 2012

I once won a surfing contest and they gave me a cheap plastic trophy. So my brother and I made a hood ornament out of it on this awful beat up Ford Focus we had. Someone stole it. The trophy, not the Focus, unfortunately.

7 Jan 2012

fucking in front of a mirror is hot!

7 Jan 2012

fucking or oral sex with someone else without your mate knowing

7 Jan 2012

Of course.

22 Dec 2011

just 1 and she was my 2nd. she was my girlfriend for a longtime. my 1st time was with an older girl, the older sister of a friend & it was all her idea to be my 1st.

13 Dec 2011

I live at the beach, Vacationers, tourists love to hook up with the locals. I'm a local and I work at or on the beach.

13 Dec 2011

2 nights ago. she is like 4 years older than me from Maryland she said and came down to the beach for vacation. we hooked up at a bar, walked on the beach and went to her motel. it was all good.

2 Dec 2011

those are some silly things to say to a woman. like just have a normal conversation if they are into each other it's not hard to tell. most girls i know will let you know very soon if they want to do something.

2 Dec 2011

is ready for christmas

2 Dec 2011

FUCK!!!!!

29 Nov 2011

Men just prefer women. Older, younger or the same!

24 Nov 2011

hard bodied with some curves so she looks great in a bikini

24 Nov 2011

24 Nov 2011

a spear

24 Nov 2011

No way. That's gross!

24 Nov 2011

6 years ago I had a gray 1984 Ford Mustang. It was bad faded out and the radio didn't work. It caught on fire one day in the parking lot at school my senior year in high school. It just burned up while we all watched and was completely engulfed by the time the fire department got there. My friends all took pictures of it. One girl even made an MP3 of it.

23 Nov 2011

No I would not do that at all.

23 Nov 2011

I like taking a new girl to the Fair or something and ride the Ferris Wheel and get cotton candy. Also go play Putt-Putt or do bumper cars.

23 Nov 2011

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody!

I think my brother and I and some friends are pitching in and everyone bring some food over. We will grill some hamburgers and drink beer and watch football on TV. It's all people like me that we don't really have a family or what family we got don't invite us over. And who'd want to go see those assholes anyhow? Who needs them?

23 Nov 2011

I haven't sexted since I was 17. Did it a lot in high school.

23 Nov 2011

The YouTube posting link in the Forum (Club Zafia) is not working so well.

23 Nov 2011

http://youtu.be/VbhsYC4gKy4

23 Nov 2011

The red dot marks the spot. That's where on Earth I am from.

16 Nov 2011

boxer shorts

16 Nov 2011

I've known about that. Also girls use vodka soaked gummy bears and put them in their vagina to get drunk. Happens all the time.