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billy
4 hours ago
Bisexual Gender fluid, 74
0 miles · Kentwood

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Any of my stories that contain the name "billy" in them are based on my life's experiences. One story was my way of consummating a relationship with the gal who gleefully broke my heart during my University years. Another is based on a trip to Amsterdam I took while stationed in Germany. One is my fantasy of losing my virginity to a black girl I had a huge crush on in high school. Yet another is based on a love affair I had with a beautiful blond waitress when I tended bar. On my bucket list are stories of a one night stand with a stacked bartender in Phoenix with an incredible sexual appetite and a Mormon gal I worked with in Southern California who had a NSW way of making the workdays more interesting. As for stealing from others....I am sure subconsciously I do, but I like to think I have found my own "voice", or that I am getting there.

So, yeah, punch my ticket and hand me the sunscreen. I'm going to hell but I sure as fuck won't fit in that tiny hand basket.
hell, the wind blows and I get horny. I swear I'm going through a second adolescence. It's ridiculous.
If I do, I just block them. Problem solved. I used to yell at assholes in the chat rooms but now I just block them. I figured out that there is a certain level of cluelessness out there that is beyond help.
That's not how I remember it....I think there was begging involved....
Trinket was one of the people I met early on at Lush a few years (4 maybe?) ago now. I was inebriated a lot back then and she would hose me down after a particularly bad night. Bless her heart. I've tried to keep her in bacon ever since....
Humans are not the only ones interested in performing oral sex, wolves, bears and bats are also known to participate in the practice quite often.


Bats?????
The world record for most orgasms belongs to a dame who came 134 times in one hour. (She still sends me Christmas cards)
The longest female pubic hair on record measured 28 inches
snapping gonads with evil dispositions....


LOL....We haven't cut it yet, we pigged out on barbecue rib tips

Men's facial hair grows faster in the summer, not the winter
My all time favorite is The Magnificent Seven, with a great cast and a great musical score. I remember seeing it for the first time at the drive in with my family and a huge bag of Mom's popcorn. It's a remake of The Seven Samurai, which I saw much later, in college. Also a very fine movie.

The Last of the Mohicans with Daniel Day Lewis also gets my highest praise.

Deadwood, the HBO series, was awesome.

I loved the original Lonesome Dove series, with Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones

I like both versions of True Grit....different eras, though

My favorite western star is John Wayne. Memorable roles in Stagecoach, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, and The Searchers, but he was in a lot of fine westerns.

A guilty pleasure is the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. They haven't held up over time, but at the time they came out they rocked.
Our testimonials to Lady Glitter Giggles lending us a hand?
Perhaps because you woke up lying underneath your bed?