or the old popcorn trick....
although hopefully that won't happen....
crave both humor and sex....
In recent years, "The Family Stone"
for holiday hummers for all....
bell ringers and present wrappers...
of in rare sober moments....
With Hairy Snapping Yappers because....
because cheerleader MILF mothers can't....
Mysteria of the seven veils....
cheerleaders at any one time....
I am going to get a good night's sleep...
and his steely grey eyes....
making the horny cheerleaders hornier....
hi maryana....thanks for reading and commenting on my new story!
one they could enjoy corrupting....
meanwhile, the cheerleaders head south.....
ooo...I was just finishing a story that would have met the criteria and subject matter save for the word limit. I took a crack at editing my story ...which no doubt improved it as a result...but there's no way I'll be able to trim it down to that few words with character development and the back story ....alas, I will admire my second place trophy from the supernatural competition a few months ago and bask in the glory thereof....good luck to all entrants!
P.S. My new story features a Studebaker truck!
regions, albeit they are not....
stomped on by ugly wenches....
hey Kiera
and gallons of cheap wine...
Hi Linda...Happy HOlidays to you
loaves of stale French bread....
bring him sausages and clap....
time he needs money for....
but it does provide aromas....
(both of you need help desperately...pervs)