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browncoffee
4 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Quote by sprite


how much SEX?


Lots of SEX.

It also has a girl called Sprite in it yknow
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it always seems like a good idea, right? like, yeah! hot porn! and then 5 minutes in you're like... well... this is disappointing... and why doesn't she talk those heels off?


EXACTLY.
I don't really have a crush on either of them and I don't watch wrestling but John Cena and Dwayne Johnson seem nice enough.
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Picture of cake (name removed.) Bit of a mess but I ended up having to rush in the end. Tasted yummy although I'll have to pass some off to family before I eat it all.



THAT IS AMAZING!

Hey everyone! Thanks for the køffëe Verbal though by your tab do you still mean Mike's tab?! biggrin

Tea, please.
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HUGS

Hope everyone is doing well.

Hey, Hannah. Haven't seen you in awhile.

Back from down south. The memorial went well. I've given eulogies now for my Mom, my Dad, my sister, and my wife. Last man standing.

I felt like Gus McCrae returning Woodrow Call's bones back home to Lonesome Dove.

Afterward I had several pulls of apple-flavored moonshine with my uncles next to the gravestones. Pretty tasty. The one who made it rattled off several moonshine recipes to me, including a) an absolutely awful sounding conconction called a creamsicle where the cream flavor is provided by...wait for it...coffee creamer (EWWW!), and 2) .png's beloved limoncello, which sounded pretty tasty, and pretty easy too.

Coffee would be excellent.



Oh verbal. Hope you're doing okay.

Hey Larry and Seeker and Curvy and Tonya and Susie and Fuzzy and everyone I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet. I always think I've got the hang of being Active but somehow it eludes me lol. I'm enjoying writing and posting again, it's refreshing. Sometimes feels like I might forget how to write which worries me so I guess I ought to keep at it.

Let us know how the birthday cake went, hopefully it wasn't utter chaos!

Köffëé please
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sure. what kind of hannah do you want? grillled Hannah, fried Hannah, or deep baked Hannah?


Actually, I think I'll take a chilled sprite.
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I don't know if you can narrow it down too much. I think the most beautiful people are those who are open and kind but I do admit that if you have an amazing face and body, it will snag your attention right away. It will not keep it if you are mean or petty. I think most of use are beautiful in our own way (and sometimes, in our own time).


Definitely agree with this.
Huge congratulations to Susie! I've always loved anything I've read by you and am excited for this one!

I'm definitely excited to read the other amazing stories that came out of this contest. Well done to the writers, readers and thank you to the judges and Nicola of course! smile
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that's not what Hannah said. also, she says you snore. Like an elephant. don't blame me, i'm just the messenger!


This is incorrect. I said an elephant WITH A COLD.
Congratulations Mags and Liz and Stormdog and everybody else! This was such a fun competition, I felt like it really challenged everyone and made us all think differently about how we put together a story. Some really imaginative pieces!
Tonya is the nicest person EVER! Thank you for always being kind, I hope your day is as beautiful as you are.