Because the wife likes a little variety
Banned .... Ummmm .... Just for the helluvit
Calls Karen and tells her I have a surprise for her
Unfortunately, I'm not her type ....
Grabs the trophy and runs
Mur-r-r-r-ha-ha-ha!!!!
*** shhhhh ***
Grabbing the trophy and quietly sneaking away
But not neary as sexy as I am
See that cloud of dust up ahead ....?
Before or after I ran away screaming?
Maybe I can't play like Angus, but I can sing like Dio (at least in my own mind)
The reality is probably more that I sing like Angus, but we won't tell anybody that ;)
Grabs the trophy and runs
Paranoid -- Black Sabbath
10 seconds??!!??
What happened to my 15 minutes of fame??
I'm too sexy for this thread
Too sexy for this thread .....
First off, you don't need to be good looking to get a hot girl ... Just ask Lyle Lovette or Prince Charles. Not all women want the Brad Pitt or Arnold Schwarzenegger type, any more than all men want the Jane Russel/Rachel Welch type.
Making the best of what you have (such as being in shape and stylish) is good, but it's not everything. I've seen some smoking hot women on the arm of guys who looked real losers
Secondly, never try to anticipate what a woman will do with logic. When it comes to emotional attachments, logic goes right out the window. If it didn't, there would be a lot fewer battered wives out there.
Just relax and have fun with them, and they'll get the idea that they can relax and have fun with you.
Typing is often easier than talking; consequently, chat rooms make great "woman simulators" where you can practice talking to women without the social anxiety of having them right there. And if one goes away, there will always be more
Hot Child In the City -- Nick Gider
Louie Louie -- The Kingsman Trio