Yes I have
I was invited to help my buddy fulfill his girl friend's fantasy ...
And considering that she was already sucking my cock when I woke up (a story in itself), who was I to say no?
It happened three of four times over a period of a couple months, so I think it safe to say that all involved got something they liked out of it
Heaven and Hell -- Black Sabbath
People used to think I looked like Jerry Lewis
Ban Nightfox for complaining about Ivy's cleavage
I'm an old head-banger from the 70's .....
Black Sabbath, Kiss, Iron Maiden
I've always made it a rule not to chase married women.
I've had the chance a few times, but I've always stuck to that rule; and there has only been one that I truely regret not making an exception for
I have been in a sexless relationship since 1996, and take matters into my own hands three or four times a week
The doctor who started the whole "jogging is good for your heart" thing died of a heart attack ... while jogging
"No More Mr. Nice Guy" -- Alice Cooper
I think I would go back to the 3rd-century BC and tour the great city-states in their heyday with Alexander the Great.
When I got ready to leave, I would sell my sword to Alexander (steel blades of the period were usually made from meterorites and thus almost impossible to find ... and quite literally worth their weight in gold) then stop off in 1973 to buy Exxon-Mobile stock at $4/share and Dollar General stock at 3-cents/share
I've had a couple of them.
The first was my buddy's girl friend. It started out as the two of us fulfilling her three-some fantasy and evolved into me taking care of her needs (with his permission) while he was out on the road.
If anything, it made us closer ... We could talk about anything after that
As she put it, "We've seen each other naked, what else do we have to hide?"
The sexual aspect ended after the two of them split up, but we're still friends, 25 years later
The second, I'm still living with; having ended up together after my girl friend, at the time, dumped me to chase one of her fuck biddies
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
Son of Alerick - Deep Purple
Yes you have, ma'am; and don't call me Shirley .....
67 GTO Convertible - Passed anything but a gas station
57 Chevy 2-door post - Yellow with gold pearl flames and a chopped top. It was just like the song: Dual quad, 4-speed, 409
49 Harley panhead
66 Bonneville - Looked like grandma's car, but it has a 421 HO and blew the doors off the kids in their shiny new Trans Ams
32 Ford street rod - Found it sitting in a pasture and had to cut down a tree growing through the roof to get it out
68 Olds 442 - It was fast, but not fast enough to catch my 409 ;)
58 Chevy - Chopped the top and painted it like the 58 in American Graffitti
57 Chevy Convertible - When I got it, it was a stripped down hulk of an early-60's custom with a 59 Chevy dash and electric doors. Gave it a 54 Desoto grill, 51 Buick tail lights, a dual-quad 327 4-speed out of a '64 Corvette, and a full tuck and roll interior from an old Barris-built '56 Chevy that a guy down the road was restoring to stock
68 Firebird Ram Air IV - Wasn't pretty, but damn, did it move!!
70 Camaro Z-28 RS - Ran the quarter in 12 seconds flat at 115 mph with a 500 Cadillac in it
71 Mach I fastback - It wasn't fast enough to catch my Caddaro ;)
68 Chevelle - I don't know how those 327 stickers got onto the valve covers of a 454 ;)
73 Dodge Charger - Had a 440 Magnum, but it wasn't enough to win ....
63 Impala SS 409
59 El Camino
73 Jeep CJ-5
76 Trans Am - Punch it at 80, and it was sideways :-o
68 Buick Le Sabre
67 Dodge Coronet 500 SE
75 Buick Regal
79 Mustang - Lowrider
83 Dodge Aries - Looked good, but couldn't catch a fat kid on a bike :-o
61 Chevy pickup - Slam the door and it rattled for 10 minutes, but it would start at -20
84 Chevy Cavalier
83 Nissan Pickup
87 Isuzu Trooper
90 Ford Escort
95 Plymouth Grand Voyager
03 Chrysler Town and Country
I have a friend who worked on the Ozzfest Tour a couple years ago, and according to Ozzie, the hangover expert: Pedialite
As far as the milk thistle, I was a a painter for 22 years and used it when I got sick from acetone build-up in my system, so I can see that it would work for a hangover
No thanks ...
I put that right up there with bacon-flavored beer (seriously, somebody was looking for a bacon-flavored beer recipe a while back)
One of the sexiest women I know is a red head
You sure weren't complaining at the time ....
A few years ago, somebody on one of the home brewing forums was looking for a recipe for a bacon-flavored beer ....
My reaction to that was the same one I'm having now: Let's don't and say we did.
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