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budwilliams
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73
United States
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There was a certain English teacher ....
She was one of the youngest (and hottest) teachers I had at that time ....
It never happened, but oh what day dreams I had
She was one of the youngest (and hottest) teachers I had at that time ....
It never happened, but oh what day dreams I had
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"I usually don't meet people off line, but after several hot chats with this charming young man, he convinced me it was about time I spent a little less time on the net talking about my fantasies and little more time on my back fulfilling them."
--- Meet Me In the Park
Redhot363236
--- Meet Me In the Park
Redhot363236
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I'm sure we could find something more interesting to do on the beach
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When I was in college, there was an older (40's) lady who worked in the library that a lot of the guys thought was hot
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I'll think about the scotch, but I'll pass on the kisses (etc.), thank you very much
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Maybe .... I much prefer women, but I admit to being a bit bi-curious
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Not really. I may not have 10", but none of my lovers have ever complained
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Heather Locklear calls, and tells me she wants to star in the movie
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I like the busty lasses with soft curves in the right places
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Spermin' Herman and his buddies, Mut and Jeff
The wife had Bossie and Bessie
The wife had Bossie and Bessie
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Not always, no
I like the busty lasses, but it has to fit ....
For example, let's pick on a friend of mine who is quite busty, and it goes quite well with her short curvy build
Her daughter, oh the other hand, is tall and skinny like her dad
With her build, what looks fantastic on Mom would look like two watermelons hanging on a palm tree; and that is NOT a good thing
I like the busty lasses, but it has to fit ....
For example, let's pick on a friend of mine who is quite busty, and it goes quite well with her short curvy build
Her daughter, oh the other hand, is tall and skinny like her dad
With her build, what looks fantastic on Mom would look like two watermelons hanging on a palm tree; and that is NOT a good thing
all night long!!!
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Quote by Tranquil
Hubby "lets see. its cricket season....no wait is rugby season....oh wait i have a wife?"
Back in the 70's, we used to have a sticker on the back of our dragster trailer: "We interrupt this marriage to bring you the racing season"
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My husband hasn't touched me in 15 years
Well, if you need a volunteer ........
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She seems to lack confidence in her body, which btw is fantastic, and I figure this may have something to do with her lack of sex drive.
That could very well be part of it.
Other possibilities are hormone imbalance, socio-religious issues, past trama, and certain meds, particularly anti-depressants ... They don't call it "No-zack" for nothing
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Holy hell, 2 terabytes of data. That's mind boggling! I can't even begin to think how much that is.
Round figures, about 4,000 CDs
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Hi Ranbir, if you want responses, you might want to articulate your question differently. Currently, it makes no sense.
I suspect English is probably not his primary language; sometimes a literal translation goes awry
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You're so ugly, your picture is in the dictionary under "ugly"
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A certain red hot redhead would be near the top of the list
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No thanks
I like women that look like women, but men that look like women aren'y my thing
I like women that look like women, but men that look like women aren'y my thing
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Ban her for trying to be the self-appointed Lushland cake sheriff