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bustyreadhead
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 41
United States

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ooo, good question! my answer is going to be kind of lame, because it depends on how right i am in my instincts as to who on lush is an actual woman and who is a guy pretending to be a woman.

if i'm right: a very, very accurate cross section.

if i'm wrong: a little skewed.
yes!

my favorite: the red haired receptionist and the guy who doesn't stop giving oral after two minutes.
"Why say brb Have to pee?"

because i assume you don't want me to do it here on your nice new shoes.

on the other hand, this is lush...
pubic hair, i'm ok with there or not.

body hair - up to a point. furry is a bit much.

this is just a personal taste thing, obviously. ymmv with other gals.
i trust 'em just fine - or at least much as anyone else here. after all, how many people who message me are using actual pics of themselves? (i have to assume there are only so many calvin klein models on lush at any given time).

but...

i do find the whole, "i can't be bothered to upload anything, but please send me pictures of your boobs" vibe a little annoying. lazy, i say - lazy!!!!
all the positions can be awesome, but top may be aweseomest.

when i am on top i am yrutle the turtle, dude -

oh marvelous me,
i am the ruler all all that i see!!!
Quote by sprite
i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.


i think this might be the most awesome-est comment in the entire history of the universe ever.
this sounds like it is heading for the difficult "which is more important to me" moment.

sorry, i know how bad that moment sucks.
Would you masturbate in front of...?

a fox?

would you masturbate in a box?
would you masturbate in a house?
would you masturbate with a mouse?
"is age really nothing but a number?"

depends on the actual age. for me 30 is no better/worse than 40 or 50.

but 18 is a million miles away.
it definitely doesn't suck. but i prefer a hand or a mouth, if i'm being honest.
i agree with your observation, but i would say that in recompense for asking fewer questions, the gals tend to ask better and more interesting ones. a lot of the q's guys post sound like they come less from a place of curiosity than a way to try and find someone to cyber with.

and btw, i should probably clarify and say i thought this was a damn awesome question.
i will bet you court-side laker tickets that - assuming you did not write that "article" yourself - what you posted was written by another man.

not only is it patently absurd, it isn't the way any gal i know talks - not just what is said, but the actual language. it's like something some men's rights group chatroom addict thinks a woman would say.

if your query is sincere, then know that if you ever really want to know what women want/think/feel, you should do yourself a favor and never go back to whatever web site you found that. and if your query is not sincere and you're just trying to bait women for the sport of it, you can go fuck yourself.
well, actually you do have a head. you just don't have a foreskin.

and no, it isn't a turn off.
"What do you think of older married men seeking sex because their wives no longer want it?"

i'd like some clarification... everyone in this thread seems to be answering with the assumption that your wife has just given you permission to sleep around - which is odd because you don't seem to be saying that at all.

so now i'm curious.... are you asking about having an open relationship, or banging younger chicks on the sly?
"Actually tell her that you like her hair then tell her that her ass is fly. It's a good one two punch to knock those panties right off."

or it could lead to a one two punch that knocks your head right off.

either way, you'll know where you stand. smile
i would put this with "tit-fucking," "hand jobs," and "dressing up like a school girl."

i'd be lying if i said it's something i myself fantasize about, but if he digs it and it gets his motor revvin', i'm up for it.
i went once with a friend and it was... not what i was expecting. it wasn't terrible, mind, but i chose not to do anything with anyone there and was happy when we left.