Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
calx86
Over 90 days ago
Fluid Female, 40
0 miles · Red Bank
Forum
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz
It ist a mood thing for me mostly.
If it ist a lazy morning or afternoon, I have a glass of Pinot, maybe hangin' in the hot-tube, und it ist a nice day out?
Then I'm more of relaxing, maybe reading a bit, und rubbin' one out slowly until I'm just desperate to orgasm.
If I'm just coming home at 400am that morning from getting felt up most of the night serving drinks at the Pub?
Then I'm soon changed into something sexy/comfy, und my dildo drawer like I'm a horny stripper...giggles
Even worse ist if I go out on a date, und I'm really sexually attracted to him or her, but we not end up in bed that night?
When I get home I'm not going for my purple Rabbit und clit vibe.
I'm all about my big boy toy that ist my monster cock Centaur lover, und I'm his little nymph fairie,
because I'm gonna sheath that foot-long balls deep until I faint...giggles
*heavy breathing* -
I wanna try a girl on girl orgy circle just once 
Hell Yeah 
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Green_Man
I was doing a lttle research on 'sacre bleu' since Jeff got his Recommended Read there. It is presumed by some that such awards are extremely difficult to achieve. As a matter of record there have been 844 published authors on that site. There have been 86 authors receiving an RR. There have been 46 authors receiving an Editors' Pick.
What that means is that around ten percent of writers there have be awarded an RR. About 5 percent have an EP. That is not really a bad record of awards given out if you think about it.
I'll just take a cuppa java to celebrate small achievements, Bill.
Very nice achievement indeed ;)
Active Ink Slinger
At the end of my street there is this fucking creep who works as a security guard somewhere and has a uniform that is nearly identical to that of a real police officer. He decided to use this to bully people on my street just to be an asshole. Because of my shifts that I work I like to jog at late hours, (don't worry I pack bear mace and a taser if the need arises). A couple nights ago around 1am I had my headphones on jogging past this house and notice this jackass staring at me and then he has the audacity to point his fucking flashlight in my face. He started asking "have you had anything to drink tonight, what are you doing out this late", etc. Acting like a fucking cop who pulled someone over for reckless driving. I told him to mind his own damn business and leave me the fuck alone. When I get back to my house not minutes later I see this asshole in his security guard car shining the fucking spotlight at my house. I called the real police and filed a report with license plate information, home address, and everything. He had a nice little friendly visit from the county police this morning. Maybe now the asshole will leave me alone!!!!
Active Ink Slinger
Howdy everyone. I'll take a hot coffee and a dab of mocha creamer if you don't mind ;).
I have a story lurking in the mind for some of you horror fans. I know I'm late for Halloween but had so much on my writing plate the passed couple weeks. Might cook something up for you soon though ;)
.
I have a story lurking in the mind for some of you horror fans. I know I'm late for Halloween but had so much on my writing plate the passed couple weeks. Might cook something up for you soon though ;)
. 
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Beffer
I'm a virtuoso on the skin flute.
Mmmm, well I may be a regular Beethoven or Mozart as I my piano skilled hands play between your thighs, but my jazz mouth may blow the blues away from your inner core as my violin tongue vibrates a tune onto your musical clit.
Active Ink Slinger
I've done this so many times I lost count. For me, when this happens I temporarily go to a different story and refocus my mind for a bit. Either that or I may find a way to focus on a character that hasn't gotten much action and give them their own story /chapter. For me this helps spark back those creative juices. If nothing else works, a good walk at night with some music and brainstorming tends to get the ideas going too. Not sure if that helps but those are my two cents anyway <3 <3 <3
Not sure if that helps but those are my two cents anyway <3 <3 <3 
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by GraceW
I live between a hippie chick with a 40yo son and a scrap yard. Three miles of no kids, no pavement, no sidewalk. And it rained/snowed today to add discouraging mud.
I love that fluttering feeling from Tennesee.
Think I'll risk a coffee please, bartender. Cream no sugar.
Ooooo
coffee for the sexy lady coming right up 
