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There are too many bad fucks out there! LOL
Kisses!
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Hahaha!! Sex school sounds fun.
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Hahaha!! Sex school sounds fun.
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cathyrohan
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 39
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Hahaha!! Sex school sounds fun.
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Fuck... but first take the tape off her mouth, I want to hear her moan
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I would buy Sophia there, and take her to dinner and let her tell me all about "the good old days"
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innocent
Ever been walked in on by a family member while having sex?
Ever been walked in on by a family member while having sex?
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There are way too many to pick just one, but here are a few.
From Dodgeball -
Patches O'Houlihan: And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!
From Full Metal Jacket -
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
From Anchorman -
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
From Dodgeball -
Patches O'Houlihan: And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!
From Full Metal Jacket -
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
From Anchorman -
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
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An ex of mine was able to get 2/3 of an 18 inch double dong up hers.
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Of course, as long as it's not regarding something really big.
Have you ever bought something that cost over $1000 that was purely an "impulse buy"?
Have you ever bought something that cost over $1000 that was purely an "impulse buy"?
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Other than a sudden urge to listen to "Right Now" by Van Halen, I want to go home and walk my dog.
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One big, hard orgasm...
Sex in the rain, or sex in the shower?
Sex in the rain, or sex in the shower?
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I would buy him, and make him teach me how to ride a motorcycle.
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"Santa will bring me 'a new toy to play with' since I was so naughty this year".
Right now I am really craving _____________.
Right now I am really craving _____________.