After divorcing my last wife and going through 14 years of absolute hell with her damn moods, bitching about money and telling me how to raise our kids, I swore that I'd never tie that knot again.... But low-and-behold... I just got engaged to my best friend a couple weeks back!!! Her and I have been together for 12 years, both living apart and together, and i figured it was time to make it official!!!
The Classic Hawaiian!!! Ham, Pineapple and extra mozzarella. I can only eat pizza cold though, don't know why.... maybe a bad roof of the mouth burn once or thrice!!!
The sound of the the jets in my Jacuzzi tub as the pressurized water melts away the stresses of the day!!!
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Bamboo stalks or poles
At first I had hopes and dreams of getting back with my ex-wife... But then she became such a Bitch (yes, the capitol B is intentional) that I want absolutely nothing to do with her at all!! To say that there is no love between us anymore would be a massive understatement!! I'm not sure if it's exactly hate.. but it does a damn good job of coming close!!
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Sandy feet