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chriskayaks
3 days ago
Bisexual Male, 58
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The word of the day is Urinate!! It's what you are after you're a seven!!!!
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I had a "personal" friend a while ago that was a runner... On the advice of her Dr. she went on a regimen of cod liver oil pills and cale to maintain her levels of something or other... After a few days, shower or not, I couldn't take the odor enough to go south on her. It was tough for me to do but I finally had to say something to her. She had no idea and thanked me profusely for letting her know because she takes the subway everyday and it's usually packed and in close quarters.
Needless to say, she went against the advice of her Dr.!!!!!
Needless to say, she went against the advice of her Dr.!!!!!
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Hhhhmmmmmm!!!!!! Which one would you rather nibble on??????
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As a long-haul truck driver, I spend about 90% of my time away from home and sleeping in my truck. I have a TV, DVD, X-box, fridge, microwave and most of the comforts of home. But that being said, I do miss sleeping in my own bed at home and waking up to the sounds of songbirds and deer braying rather than the stunned fuck in the truck parked next to me that has to idle his truck all night!!!
The only tips that I can offer is to make your short term lodging as comfortable to you as possible. Adjust the heat/AC as best you can. Even with the Temp control devices on, crack open a window if you can to get more fresh air and maybe a natural breeze. Take a hot shower (as hot as you can stand it, after all.... your not paying the water bill) and then just before exiting, turn it to full cold and let the frigid water cascade over you for a few seconds. Not only does this stimulate endorphins, it will calm your heart rate down thus allowing for a more restful sleep cycle.
Oh yeah.. Try some white noise in the background. Maybe it's too quiet in a modern highrise hotel or too loud with noises that you are unaccustomed to. A TV turned to an off air channel will drown out most odd noises.
The only tips that I can offer is to make your short term lodging as comfortable to you as possible. Adjust the heat/AC as best you can. Even with the Temp control devices on, crack open a window if you can to get more fresh air and maybe a natural breeze. Take a hot shower (as hot as you can stand it, after all.... your not paying the water bill) and then just before exiting, turn it to full cold and let the frigid water cascade over you for a few seconds. Not only does this stimulate endorphins, it will calm your heart rate down thus allowing for a more restful sleep cycle.
Oh yeah.. Try some white noise in the background. Maybe it's too quiet in a modern highrise hotel or too loud with noises that you are unaccustomed to. A TV turned to an off air channel will drown out most odd noises.
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Only once that I can remember.... I was driving my transport truck fully loaded with 140,000 lbs of steel down a twisty highway and had to turn my GF down when she reached into my pants to fish out my manhood!!
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A 1970's full porn bush is a complete turn off for me. I much prefer either completely shaved or at minimum, trimmed close. I don't need to floss while I'm eating
And yes.... I reciprocate by keeping my own little bits shaved and/or trimmed close!!!
And yes.... I reciprocate by keeping my own little bits shaved and/or trimmed close!!!
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The last one didn't make any sense.... So lets try this again!!!
Sexy Studded Belt
Sexy Studded Belt
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Chalkboard/Blackboard
Chalkboard/Blackboard
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Oh Hell!!! I was too slow on the uptake
Lets try this......
White towel
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Four words sum it all up!!! Happy Wife, Happy Life!!!
I would do anything that my wife wanted me to do.. to the end of the earth and back again.
I would do anything that my wife wanted me to do.. to the end of the earth and back again.
