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I'm camping in Northern Ontario, Canada and listening to my kids watching Wayne's World on video. Not exactly the ultimate in camping experiences, but then again... you have to keep kids entertained now-a-days!!
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chriskayaks
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I love the pictures that aren't staged or done on purpose. Clandestine shots of an accidental upskirt are much hotter as far as I'm concerned!!
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I saw a great upskirt the other day on teh side of the road. The girl was wearing a short skirt but sort of hunched down sitting on her heels talking on her cell phone (like the girl with the snake in a previous post). I had my camera with me but couldn't slow down enough to get a decent shot... Oh well, hopefully next time!!!
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I'm an owner/operator over the road long haul truck driver. 80,000 lbs is just another day at the office for me.
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Oh Hell... FishBinder, Jillinjulie and JohniePow..... You have far outdone yourselves..... Great work. Keep 'em cumming!!!!
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Always had a bit of a thing for Demi Moore (till she married that goofy Ashton wanker) and Sandra Bullock (till she married that creepy Jessie James guy).
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It's gonna have to be a toss up between my three favorites... Back in Black - AC/DC, Bat out of Hell - Meatloaf, or Breakfast in America - Supertramp. Sorry, just can't decide on just one!
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We really, really need to have a "LIKE" button added... Just to show appreciation of the story from kirawildgirl!!!! ****LIKE****
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If the story that I am writing is a true account of my activities then I can usually put it out to you in a few hours with out much embelishment of facts or timelines, but if the work is of the fiction nature then it will take considerably longer to write and edit as there are no facts or memories to draw on.
But, like has often been stated in this topic, if I have the time, the inclination and the hormones needed to keep going, then I can bang it out in a relatively short amount of time.
Like Sprite and a few others of note have said, the true enjoyment is in the editing process... thats where I can tweak and tune the story to read more fluently and give it more realism. I try not to overthink it though, a bit of crassness can go a long way in having the reader explode in his/her pants!!!!
But, like has often been stated in this topic, if I have the time, the inclination and the hormones needed to keep going, then I can bang it out in a relatively short amount of time.
Like Sprite and a few others of note have said, the true enjoyment is in the editing process... thats where I can tweak and tune the story to read more fluently and give it more realism. I try not to overthink it though, a bit of crassness can go a long way in having the reader explode in his/her pants!!!!
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Just goes to prove to me (once again) that there are far more creative and expressive people in this world than me. Kudos to all the artists, graffiti or otherwise who have used their craft for goodness and putting a smile on someones face if even only for a little while!!
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I'm always up for a good dare... As long as it's not illegal or gonna get me shot!!
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It wouldn't be a threesome with out being able to touch, or suck or fuck all the players involved. Actually, that is one of the criteria my wife and I use when making our selection of the lucky gentleman who will share a bed with us... He has to be open-minded enough to allow my wife AND me to blow him while engaged in sex. I am not always looking to get head from the other party, but he has to allow me to suck on him.
Besides, there is nothing sexier than grabbing the other guys cock and guiding it into your wifes pussy!!
Besides, there is nothing sexier than grabbing the other guys cock and guiding it into your wifes pussy!!
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I currently have about six or seven on the go... My problem is writers block. Some days I can write for a couple hours at a time and the words just seem to float out the tips of my fingers and wind up on the screen, but other days my mind is somewhere else and the screen will mock me.
Sometimes I just don't know where I want the story to go (not a problem with my true stories though) and I get bogged down in details.
I will open a story that I haven't looked at in a week, read what I have so far and then add a paragraph or two and then close it again for a few more weeks.
Sometimes I just don't know where I want the story to go (not a problem with my true stories though) and I get bogged down in details.
I will open a story that I haven't looked at in a week, read what I have so far and then add a paragraph or two and then close it again for a few more weeks.
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I just simply read the story and go on my gut instict. Pure and Simple!! If there is good flow, it gets a high score. If there are obvious spelling and grammer errors, then it gets dropped a point or two.
There have been a few mentions on this thread so far that English may not be the first language of the author but almost every program I have ever worked with has a simple 'spellcheck' option and should be used often. If in doubt of your work, send it to a frusted friend on Lush to have them seek and destroy any errors before sending it to the moderators for approval.
Finally and probably most importantly... Did the story turn me on and keep the hormones flowing through to the end (of the story)??? If the submission has spelling or grammer errors but kept my third eye's attention from start to finish, then the score just went up even higher. After all... thats what we are all here for; to read erotica and be turned on.
There have been a few mentions on this thread so far that English may not be the first language of the author but almost every program I have ever worked with has a simple 'spellcheck' option and should be used often. If in doubt of your work, send it to a frusted friend on Lush to have them seek and destroy any errors before sending it to the moderators for approval.
Finally and probably most importantly... Did the story turn me on and keep the hormones flowing through to the end (of the story)??? If the submission has spelling or grammer errors but kept my third eye's attention from start to finish, then the score just went up even higher. After all... thats what we are all here for; to read erotica and be turned on.
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I was recently dared by a female friend of mine (Tina) via text message to expose my hard cock to a few gay guys in a local park. I worked up my nerve after a little bit and finally got out of my truck fully naked with my hard-on jutting out in front of me. To say the least, they were very surprised to see me walking towards them. I had to explain that it was a dare and I was to get a picture of my nudity with them and send it back to my friend Tina. They understood completely and even pulled their own pricks out for one of the pictures.
Even though dares don't happen very often, when they do, I have never-ever turned one down unless it was illegal or stupidly dangerous!
Tina REALLY got her moneys worth from her dare that day!!!
Even though dares don't happen very often, when they do, I have never-ever turned one down unless it was illegal or stupidly dangerous!
Tina REALLY got her moneys worth from her dare that day!!!
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I've done both... the MFM and the FMF and to tell the truth, I much prefered the MFM. I really like seeing my wife get pleasured and since I'm a guy who lives by the motto "Try anything once" I had some fun with the guy as well which turned my wife on even more.
I just found the FMF thing totally awkward as I only have one cock and one tongue and keeping two horned up females happy is a tough job (but one that I'm willing to try to master).
I just found the FMF thing totally awkward as I only have one cock and one tongue and keeping two horned up females happy is a tough job (but one that I'm willing to try to master).
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If the invite is open then I am there!! I go naked when ever and where ever I want (given local laws against nudity, of course) and am almost always nude around the house and in my yard. Going to a beach where there are others in a similar state if undress would just be another day at the office.
I may not have the best body or be the biggest in the southern region in the world but I like it and am very comfortable in my own skin. So, no. I would have no hesitation going to a nude beach with anyone who offered.
I may not have the best body or be the biggest in the southern region in the world but I like it and am very comfortable in my own skin. So, no. I would have no hesitation going to a nude beach with anyone who offered.
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Hell Yeah!!! I'd love to have a pussy for a day to feel what it's like to be stuffed full of hard cock all day or a cucumber or a carot, banana, hairbrush... etc. I would have to say that I's be the biggest cum slut for those precious 24 hours that the discovered world has ever known!!
I'd also like to be able to go into the ladies room and find out all the juicy gossip you girls are really saying about us 'swinging dicks' when you go in there for seemingly hours at a time with five of your girlfriends.
I could also hang out in the changeroom at the local health club to witness all the lesbian lovin that so many write about on Lush!!!
Sign me up!!!
I'd also like to be able to go into the ladies room and find out all the juicy gossip you girls are really saying about us 'swinging dicks' when you go in there for seemingly hours at a time with five of your girlfriends.
I could also hang out in the changeroom at the local health club to witness all the lesbian lovin that so many write about on Lush!!!
Sign me up!!!
