I don't know how many times that I have been hit on for conversation or a friend request just because of my AV pic. Yes, I have a smokin' hot pair of breasticles as my pic but the very first line of my profile says that I am a "DUDE". If you can't take the time to read a persons profile to figure out the gender then it's not my problem!!
All I'm saying is to do the minimal amount of homework and the percieved problem will be solved.
In a heartbeat. I am the only one who truly knows what feels good and when it feels good.
My wife and I have had several threesomes and a few more-somes. I would rather watch her get off than get lucky myself. I know this may sound wierd, but ut works for us!!!
Fuck with the energy of an 18 year-old!!
sitting here naked hoping a co-worker shows up and catches me with my stiff prick in my hand!!
cuz it's the only way to feel totally free and uninhibited.
See.... And there we go again... Lots or regulars posting but not leaving any room for newbies like me!! Oh hell... I'm gonna jump in anyways.
I think that the forums have gotten far to complicated with too many different treads to consider posting on. It is only when I see an interseting comment on my profile page by one of my friends that I may peruse a thread to see what all the hype is about.
I have tried in the past to post a few of my personal comments on various topics, only to be shot down (in screaming flames) by a regular whose opinion apparently is far more valueble than mine. I am not looking to achieve the coveted "COMMENTATOR" badge, nor am I looking to rifle any feathers. What i am looking for is a place to go where I can file an opinion and not have it sent immedietly to the guillitine for beheading.
I would like to think that we are all here for a common purpose..... to read sexy stories and occasionally lend a hand with a thread or to post an opinion on a topic without the fear of getting our nuts blown off in a hail of semi-automatic gunfire.
Just my two cents (a buck and a quarter after taxes).
But I do agree with some of the earlier posts about removing some of the older posts and 'cleaning up' the forum section just a wee tad. It would make for much easier filtering for those of us who have more to do in a day than weed through the trifle bits.
It really depends on what you are looking for. If you want sexy then go to a beach or club where all the people are dressed to thrill in the skimpiest and sexiest of apparel... But if you are looking for a truely unabashed person that knows no modest about their body (which is just as sexy, if not more so) then go to a naturalist resort where there are no clothes allowed and you will see sexy in all it's defined glory.
Watching the news footage of the Vancouver riots made me SO PROUD to be a Canadian. NOT!!!
As one reporter said on a vancouver radio station: "Just a bunch of drunken fools hopped up on a combination of alcohol and penis'." I think that pretty much sums it all up.
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking from last nights lush encounter.
Edgar turns around, startled by the scream Fred formed when someone struck him on the bottom of his balls with a spiked paddle. ''bad boy Rover" Daisey yelled at dog-faced Fred. Edgars
Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump. Best movie ever made in my opinion!!
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking from last nights lush encounter.
Edgar turns around, startled by the scream Fred formed when someone struck him on the bottom of his balls with a spiked paddle. ''bad boy Rover" Daisey
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking from last nights lush encounter.
Edgar turns around, startled by the scream Fred formed when someone struck him on the bottom of his left
WHEW!!!!! Nothing mentioned about Beastiality.... Good... now where did I put that jar of honey and the milkbones???
JUST KIDDING
Fantastic Job Nicola!! The world is full of creeps and creepettes who make living on this planet challenging!
A spell check option for forums and thoughts for the day. Only for those of us who are dyslexic adn often spell words upside down and backwards.
There are lots of singles cruises that operate out of Orlando FL and I've heard that Jamaica is a good place to go if you can get into the right resort.
Just google singles vacations and see what comes up. There are lots of them no doubt.
i've even heard of cougar cruises if that's your thing!!
My wife knows that I go onto Lush to read the awesome stories but doesn't know that I have had a few of my own published. She knows that I write but only for a personal outlet (or so she thinks). But I am sure that she would be cool with most of it because she would know that most of my stories are true and only about us and fun that we've had over the years.
Quite often we will get into bed with an issue of a popular letters magazine or something and get each other worked up with stories that we each like. A laptop in bed kinda kills the romantic and/or horny mood.
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking from last nights lush encounter.
Edgar
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking from last nights
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking
My wife has used her tongue and fingers on me and even a vibrator on occasion.... I LOVE IT!!!! She once even covered my cock, balls and ass with peanut butter and licked it all off. It was amazing.
I have absolutley no issue with kissing my wife after she has had a mouthfull of mine or some other guys cum. I also have no qualms about going down on her before she has a chance to "freshen up" after an encounter. If her pussy leaks a bit of cum and I happen to get it in my mouth... oh well!!!
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing
