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Clumeleon
My Bert & Ernie t-shirt; slogan: The Boys Are Back In Town.

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Sexbomb... In My Pants. (Too obvious?)

Dreaming of You... In My Pants.
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Every day.

How many times have you stayed up until a ridiculous hour because you didn't want to stop talking to someone on Lush?
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Couple of times a week alone. Never with someone.

How many times have you been to the theatre this year?
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Good one, E. smile

Guys & Dolls. Watching it as we speak, actually.
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Innocent, but I think I've been close a couple of times.

Ever masturbated while someone else was in the room without them knowing?
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Haha, great first post, Vikka. Sadly, guilty. I was literally feet from the bathroom, too.

Have you ever accidentally exposed yourself in public? Key word, 'accidentally'.
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Quote by WHR43
If you can keep track of the time I say someone is doing something wrong.


Sounds like I've been doing it right then silly. I can never keep track of time.
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Shoot Charlotte; Shag Samantha; Marry Miranda. Although, in reality, I'd like to shag AND marry Miranda.

Jennifer Aniston; Courtney Cox-Arquette; Lisa Kudrow.
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Yeah, I never told her fully how I felt. Maybe if I had been more confident, it could have gone somewhere. I certainly got the impression she had some feelings for me, too.

She started seeing another guy and I became more of a confidant for her. I got stuck in the 'friend zone'. She's now in a very happy, loving relationship (not with that guy) and I'm obviously ecstatic for both of them. Sometimes I still wish it had been me. Part of me still loves her.

I like to think I learned something from it, though.
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If I had one (and I loved them), I would tell them every day.

If you could change one thing about yourself, would you and what would it be?
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