In the interest of equality, should similar rules be applied to the Men's Room? I don't think it's really a problem in there, just thinking in terms of consistency.
Or go GOLD!
*thumbs up and cheesy grin*
Distance ejaculation.
Naked mud wrestling.
Marathon sex.
Beach volley... oh, wait...
There is now the option to upload your own videos (although I can't remember if it's still only a Gold Member perk).
Account > Settings > More Options, then the last link on the Update Member Details page should be Upload Videos.
It starts with me. If I want something in my life to change, I have to make that happen. I have to take responsibility for my entire life.
Sublessons: Don't lay blame at anyone's door but your own. Don't feel guilty; do something about it.
This has been around for a while now. I believe it was designed for music festival-goers so that they could avoid using the vile portaloos.
I don't think they ever caught on; apparently they were awkward to use and, sometimes, messy.
In reverse order (from current):
In love (and in a relationship)
In a relationship
Single
Broken hearted
It's complicated
Interestingly, the four apart from "Single" refer to the same person.
You could try employing some subtlety and avoid the word altogether.
"He positioned himself and, with a forceful thrust that made her gasp, entered her."
"His grunts and groans grew louder as he pumped into her again and again."
"A wandering hand quickly found its destination; thick fingers glided in and out with ever-increasing speed."
As you right more and more erotica, you'll find out what works for you and your style. There are plenty of ways to put across what you want to say and I have seen all sorts of words used in place of "pussy" that work just fine, in context. But then, sometimes "pussy" is already the perfect word.
With vagina and breasts. And no penis. Or facial hair.
I got my first blow job this year.
We didn't have a mascot, per se, but our rugby team were The Badgers.
I want to share my own recent experience of actually using this as a writing technique. I wanted to to allow the main character of a story to be almost anyone the reader wanted him to be. It was somehow important that he was unextraordinary, that nothing in particular stood out about his physical appearance. I included no descriptions on him (save a vague allusion to height) - no hair colour, eye colour, build, hairiness, penis length; it was completely up to the reader to make him up in their mind.
In other situations, it has been important that the reader know something about the character (sometimes penis size falls into this category). Therefore, there's no general answer to this question. It depends on the story and on the characters. Sometimes it's tempting to tell the reader exactly how you imagine the character but your reader might have a completely different idea. Depending on what you want to achieve, you can vary the freedom your readers are allowed to exercise.
Make it real romantic, Jeep. Take her back to the place you had your first date. Buy her a gorgeous piece of jewellery (or something else you think she'd like/want).
Take her home and make sweet, vanilla love to her, just the way she likes it. You know your wife better than anyone; you know what she'll love.
Congratulations. I wish you all the happiness for the future.
Goodnight Goodnight by Hot Hot Heat.
How about 'Fiery Damsel' or something of that ilk?
I'm in the middle of Volume 1 of The Human Revolution by Daisaku Ikeda.
It's very much geared to towards people who practice Nichiren Daishonin Buddhism but it's a very good read and a great historical insight into post-war (WW2) Japan.
You know what really grinds my gears? When people "abbreviate" the word until to till. I've seen it all over the place, including in the business world (restaurants, bars, etc.).
In what universe would you add and extra letter to something you are abbreviating? And don't even get me started on the missing apostrophe.
What makes it worse is that till is a word in its own right. Maybe I should move this to the farking Rage Cage!
I don't know where Z went, so Ziggy Stardust.
Then, so we don't get too confused, I'll give Big Girls, You Are Beautiful, for B.
