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cmsouza729
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
United States
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Granted but its a rusted tug boat that when you take it out to the water for the first time you realize there's a hole in the bottom. Glub, glub, glub.
I wish for a huge party with all the female Lushers! ;)
I wish for a huge party with all the female Lushers! ;)
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Thanks well made... I really needed to know that...
*Runs into the bathroom and starts to throw up*
*Runs into the bathroom and starts to throw up*
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Granted, but someone puts a bunch of red hot chili peppers in it. When you take your first bite you have to run to the kitchen for water to put the fire out!
I wish those chicken nuggets hadn't given me food poisoning.
I wish those chicken nuggets hadn't given me food poisoning.
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Thanks for the infromation... I really didn't want to know...
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I would say that if this is public appearence I would say mostly sweet. Acting innocent, but daring enough to give me a flash when no one is looking, or doing something suggestive with a lollypop, or wanting to go into the bathroom for a little fun... ;). And of course when we get back home, time to break out the chocolate surup!
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Granted, but its not you who gets to use it.
I wish for a brand new 2010 Camaro.
I wish for a brand new 2010 Camaro.
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Granted, a bottle of you favorite vodka is set in the middle of a large room but you have to fight the rest of the Lushers for it. Get ready for an all out brawl.
Here's something no one will want to corrupt...
I wish for all the female Lushers to get together for an huge lesbian orgy!
Here's something no one will want to corrupt...
I wish for all the female Lushers to get together for an huge lesbian orgy!
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Granted, buts its right in the middle of where the Iraq war is going on.
I wish to find the love of my life...
(I know I'm gonna regret this one...)
I wish to find the love of my life...
(I know I'm gonna regret this one...)
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Granted, you can have anything your heart deires, massages, sexy men and women pleasing your body, gormet foods... the only exception is no chocolate.
I wish for soapy massage from adult star Eve Angelina.
I wish for soapy massage from adult star Eve Angelina.
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Two coworkers decide to play hooky from work on a nice sunny day and go play golf. They start making their way through the course when they get to the start of course three they see two women at the start. Sitting back they wait for the ladies to take their shots, but after fifteen mins the women still haven't hit their balls.
"This is stupid," one guy says. "I'm gonna ask them if we can play through."
He starts walking towards the women who are about 20 feet away, get halfway and the turns back around, walking quickly back to his coworker.
"What's wrong?" The second guy asks.
"This is embarressing," the first says rubbing the back of his neck. "You see one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress."
"No shit?" The second guy starts to laugh. "Don't worry, ill take care of it."
The second starts to walk towards the women, stops halfway, turns around and quickly walks back.
"What's your problem?" The first guy asks.
"Dude," the second guy pauses before finishing his sentnace. "Its a small world."
"This is stupid," one guy says. "I'm gonna ask them if we can play through."
He starts walking towards the women who are about 20 feet away, get halfway and the turns back around, walking quickly back to his coworker.
"What's wrong?" The second guy asks.
"This is embarressing," the first says rubbing the back of his neck. "You see one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress."
"No shit?" The second guy starts to laugh. "Don't worry, ill take care of it."
The second starts to walk towards the women, stops halfway, turns around and quickly walks back.
"What's your problem?" The first guy asks.
"Dude," the second guy pauses before finishing his sentnace. "Its a small world."
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Granted, your life starts over but you die during childbirth.
I wish to have inspiration to write many more erotic stories for you all to enjoy!
I wish to have inspiration to write many more erotic stories for you all to enjoy!
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Ok fot the next one...
What's light as a feather, can be seen with the naked eye, and when put into a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?
This one might be a little easy...
What's light as a feather, can be seen with the naked eye, and when put into a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?
This one might be a little easy...
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I believe the first would be chess pawns (as in the eight pawns that protect the king)
And the second ar eht efive vowels A tEnnIs cOUrt
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.
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Well if you insist darlin... *starts kissing down your body*
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Granted, but the water is freezing cold and you catch hypothermia. Brrrrrrr.
I wish to have a tame lion for a pet...
(I know I'm opening myself up for this one...)
I wish to have a tame lion for a pet...
(I know I'm opening myself up for this one...)
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Granted, but a bird flys into the plans engine during take off making it have to land in the river. For some reason they blame you and you have to use the rest of your money to pay for the damages.
I wish for Flyleaf and Halestorm to go on tour together, and I win back stage passes when they come to my town...
PS: If you dont know those bands you need to check them out!
I wish for Flyleaf and Halestorm to go on tour together, and I win back stage passes when they come to my town...
PS: If you dont know those bands you need to check them out!
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