Squeeze, kiss, lick, and gently bite her buttocks.
Slide a bar of chocolate along her slit and eat it.
Gently bite her buttocks.
in the office
masturbating to fantasy about your lover
or
phone sex with someone other than your lover
I replaced it with this: "It is not my intention to brag when I say that..."
I guess that will be fine. Thank you, shakma, WellMadeMale, for the comments.
...their guns. What ensued was a fierce gunfight between the Jehova's Witnesses and the Mormons who showed up from out of nowhere in drags. The showdown lasted for about three minutes,...
Okay here goes the first pragraph:
Now, not to brag or anything, but I used to be counted among the most handsome guys in my college. Trust me on this, guys: you can very easily get the high of it when you notice girls’ heads turning in your direction wherever you go, and you can start being a real prick even if you used to be the humblest person in the world.
But I tried my best to not let it get inside my head...
Hugs, places a gentle kiss on her neck just below her ear.
Hi All,
I posted a story yesterday (it's still waiting moderator approval). A friend here on Lush helped me polish it up. But there's one sentence that I think could be made better. It's the opening sentence of the story, and it goes like this: "Now, not to brag or anything, but I used to be counted among the most handsome guys in my college." (That's the only part in the whole story which sounds kind of boastful, BTW.)
I don't like the word "something" there. These are the alternates I came up with:
1) Not to brag, but...
2) I'm not bragging, but...
3) No, I am not bragging here, but...
4) Don't think of me as a brag for saying this: I used to be...
But none of them seems satisfactory. So, can anyone show me how to rephrase this sentence better?
Thanks a lot,
-- Cunnilinguist
Getting caught...
Exotic beach or deep jungle echoing with the sounds of nature?
Welded together with fiery passion, our bodies engaged in fast, undulating movements... Until both of us burst out into shudders of ecstasy.
The dominatrix ordered me to strip naked.
I'm naked because I'm offering a free show to the next person.
A hug and a kiss on the lips... (Not on the face!)
I'm naked because I'm drunk and passed out and my friends are total arseholes.
Didn't have a foursome with three men of different races on her 18th birthday.
Hugs from behind, caressing her boobs.
Because me and chanx were playing doctor and now its my turn...
Stick a price tag to her butt.