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darcyj82
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female
United States

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101 Fathoms, or about 600 feet in Great Britain. 120 fathoms in the US.

Have you ever had your toes sucked?
Dear Darce,

You are going to have fun here!
You are also going to find that many of those who "friend" you aren't who they appear to be.
You will tire very quickly of the constant barrage of people who want to use you for their own gratification.
However, you will get past all that and you will really enjoy the stories and the real friends you make.
I will dance like a whirling dervish with anyone who asks...
Wait. I'm like that when I'm sober, too.

I will laugh and smile and flirt like crazy...
Wait. I'm like that when I'm sober, too.

I will get naked at the drop of a hat and...
Wait. I'm like that when I'm sober, too.

Apparently, I'm not that much different when I'm drunk.
When I first joined here, I was bullied for face pictures. Those people are no longer on my friends list, and at least one of them accused me of being a fake.

I'll let you decide. It's not really difficult to tell. Dancing Doll's list is pretty accurate. I am a sexual creature, and I'm into men and women alike.
I'm also 39 years old. So in some ways I fit the profile, and in others I don't. Am I real? I certainly think so!

On the other hand, I recently saw a portfolio of the most blatantly faked pics - poor photoshop of the same face pic plastered across several different naked lady pics.
It was horrible! And the comments? "Oh sexy!" "Babe, you're gorgeous!" etc. WTF? Are people actually that clueless?

As for myself, I might take artistic license when I write stories, but for the most part the stories are rooted in my real-life experiences.
And I post very few pics, but the pics I post are me. I deliberately post only pics that obscure my facial features.

All that being said, my experience so far has been that there are a bunch of false profiles here, just like every other sexually-oriented site on the web.
Buyer beware. Use some sense.
Way guilty more than once.

Have you ever gotten naked with someone you've known for less than 24 hours?
Well hell. This turned out harder than it looked, didn't it?
My friend invented an awesome drink:

2 shots spiced rum
1 shot vodka
1 shot simple syrup
orange juice

Fill a highball glass with crushed ice. Add the liquor and syrup, top off with orange juice. Mix well and garnish with lemon or orange slices.

It's delicious and will put you on your ass.
I'm sorry about your loss. Je vous demande pardon trop.

Then I'm guessing you went to college.
Haha! How can they be sexy if I don't have any?

And I'm saying you have both testicles.
#3

1. I used to date a famous rock star.
2. I work in a law office.
3. I don't have any tatoos.
4. I am a college graduate.
Sammy Hagar once autographed my boob.

Alcohol was involved.
I look for good tippers.

If a man is an ass to wait staff, it doesn't matter how he presents himself. He's going to be an ass in everyday life.

And I've had more than enough asses in my life.

Tip well, and have nice hands. You'll be golden. ;)