Calypso - John Denver

Back in the 70's three friends and I were on a cross-country motorcycle trip. We got caught in a massive thunderstorm in the Colorado Rockies and had to find shelter. The only motel with a vacancy only had 1 room with 2 beds. We doubled up in the beds and slept the night through. No spooning, no touching, no wanking. Fifty years later, it's never happened again.