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darkroot50
17 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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From a man's perspective I couldn't agree more with Sprite - tell him.
There are certain categories that I'll read just about anything in, or at least start reading. And there are categories I just have no interest in and never read stories from those. But as far as rating a story or poem it's all about quality. I want it to be erotic. I want it to be well written. I want it to have a beginning and end, in other words, I want to know why things happened not just that they happened. And I want it to hold my interest. I've started reading a lot of stories and stop before I finish because they aren't interesting, IMHO, or are poorly written.

I'm also confused by how stories I write usually require me to do some rewriting by the editors before they get published. But I've read stories that have spelling errors or are so poorly structured grammatically that I have no idea how an editor let them be published.
Just remember if you're taking money for providing sex you are committing a crime (under the law) in most places. Be cautious. You never know when your hubby might accidentally hook you up with LE. And LE does troll there hook up sites.
My MILF series is true (as well as I can remember) but all others are fiction/fantasy. Sure wish they were all true as I would have led a much more exciting life.
I was in the middle of my annual performance review with my boss. Her assistant knocked at the door and my boss told her to wait and we'd be done shortly. A couple of minutes later the assistant knocked again and just opened the door to tell us both that both Towers had been hit by planes and that there also been an attack on the Pentagon. Needless to say we never finished the performance review.
My wife never had much interest in toys but I've bought them for others.
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You Know You're Getting Old When . . .

The cashier asks you if you want your senior discount...


What's worse is when they don't ask and just automatically give it to you.
As I've gotten older I've figured out that working out is important and if i don't it's very easy to gain weight. It'snot just in keeping fit but in helping me watch what I eat. However, recently I've become bored with my workout routines and need to look into changing things up. But I'm too damn cheap to spend what they ask for a trainer. Most of whom are a third my age and probably got their "certificates" on line.
My preference is for natural. I've only seen/felt a few implants that seemed natural. Most don't. But even if they do seem natural I still prefer no implants.
Been wanting to do this for a while now. But I want a lady who knows what she's doing and haven't found one yet.
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That 'free VPN' is not a good working solution. It's also not a Lush thing. It's your free VPN thing.

You've already had one subject matter expert offer to assist you (above). You should discuss this topic with her.


Thanks for the suggestion and the info about the VPN I'm trying to use.

Tried to PM her her yesterday. Lush blew up for me and logged me off. I'll give it another shot.
Sorry y'all I gave up on looking for an answer so haven't checked in awhile. I'm trying to use the free version of Protonmail VPN. It loads fine and shows me an IP that isn't my "regular" one. That's good. But when I log into Lush the IP that shows up is my "regular" one not the one generated by the VPN. I'm not sure if it's a Lush thing or if I'm really not using the VPN to play on the web.

Do y'all have any suggestions or comments. VPN is new to me.

Thanks
Since I've gotten older and have lots of the issues that come with that I now enjoy eating pussy more than anything esle. It can be for minutes or hours and I'm still loving it.
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The middle one is the most attractive to me. That said, they're all pretty cute in their own way. I wouldn't walk away from any of them without seeing if I could make it purr first.



That's the best representation of "pussy" I can remember. What a hoot.
I prefer a trimmed pussy. A landing strip or design is great. But I also like full natural because it tends to hold the sex smell better and I love the smell. I'm not crazy about shaved because often there is stubble. Don't know if I've ever been with a lady who was recently waxed.
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Not from just kissing, but I've cum while having my nipples sucked.


That's a response I really like. And a woman who could really make my day.
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not that i'm an expert on cocks, but i googled "hairy cock" and couldn't find a single picture of a non-hairless cock... so maybe everyone shaves them? or...?


Nope we don't all shave them. I've tried a few times and it just itches so damn much I can't stand it. I do trim my pubic hair, the base of my cock and my balls. But I don't shave.
I'm hoping there is a member on here who can help guide me in using a VPN. You can reply here or send me a message. Thanks.
I haven't worn a shirt and tie in 10 yers and now that I'm retired I don't plan to do it often. However, when I did I always made sure the shirt and tie coordinated but where never the same color. Just my preference and I'm about as far from a fashion expert as exists in the world.
Is there a forum where members post tech questions. I don't see one but I'm new and maybe folks pose these types of questions here or ???

Thanks for any suggestions.