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darkroot50
5 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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No, that’s not me. Plus I can’t imagine a roomful of people wanting to see my old naked body.

What’s your guilty pleasure in the bedroom?

Quote by EirafromNorway

No, touch me, caress me, stare into my eyes until our souls connect 🔥

Sounds like what my girlfriend enjoys too

I don’t like sunny-side up eggs so I’d opt for burnt coffe and a lot of sugar and creamer

Angry boss or angry client?

Both would probably be amped up. I’d opt for the social worker. Maybe some tenderness and care would mellw her out and lead to a fun evening.

Win the lottery or find your soulmate?

Probably not very good at either. But I’ll opt for Hula Hoop. Less chance of breaking something. 😀

Sleep with a night light or complete darkness?

Early 70s HemiCuda

What’s the silliest superstition you’ve ever heard of?

Once. I met her at a college event. We went back to her room. Had sex and fell asleep. We both woke up about the same time in the morning and I got dressed and left. Names were never exchanged.

HYE drunk something, laughed and had it come out your nose?

I’ve been rimmed once and really enjoyed it. It was a complete surprise when she did it. Doubt it will happen again.

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Cabin on a cruise ship.

Colin, you and Jaq do know the walls are very thin on cruise ships. 🤣

Yes. When I lived in Buffalo, we used to cross the Rainbow Bridge often because the best Chinese cuisine was in Niagara Falls, Ontario.

HYE had a sleepwalking episode?

My spouse would have to have some interest in sex. She doesn’t. I wish she did and wish she wanted to be shared. It would make me feel better about having an amazing and sexy girlfriend.

If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?

Gorgeous today. Started below freezing but has warmed up to the high 50s. Sunny and not a cloud in the sky.

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A Reuben but a French Dip is a close second.

If I’m out for lunch and a Reuben is on the menu that’s my choice. At home, swiss cheese and hard thin sliced salami (or turkey breast) on sourdough bread. Plus lettuce, mustard (dijon preferrably) and Duke’s mayo.