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darkroot50
6 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Stafford

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I prefer mornings after I’ve had a chance to eat breakfast and get my day in order.

Mary Poppins - Julie Andrews and Dick van D*** we’re terrific and I still sing some of the songs from the movie.

Have sex with somebody half your age (but over the age of consent) or with somebody twice your age?

Time. Eventually, it healed itself, and I was able to move on.

Rich friend or loyal friend?

I have on occasion. It’s legal in Virginia

HYE been a victim of an armed robbery?

Orange juice of those two (but I prefer grape juice, more antioxidants)

Lentil soup or split pea soup?

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Experience and enthusiasm are the keys, age is not very important.

I like your philosophy LS. But then it sounds a lot like me. 😈

Chicken sandwich

Spend the day drinking hot chocolate or eating fresh baked cookies?

Probably back in my pre-driving teen years when I rode a bus home from work. But I don’t use public transportation much.

HYE ever met somebody who always gets your name wrong (e.g., Stan instead of Steve, Mary instead of Margie)?

Tap water (but we have a whole house filter and then an extra fitler for drinking water)

Hard tacos or soft tacos?

No, but the reverse has happened - heard a song, thought of a particular person

HYE acted like you understood a person speaking a foreign language you didn’t know?

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She's known here in England for her spectacular boobs

She definitely has those