Quote by Ls63563

It wasn’t full on sex, but there was a couple nice moments in the back room of a Dollar General.

Did you sneak back there for a quickie?

Chubby

Quote by Obsolete_Fox

Rabbit

I guess we both added a response at the same time.

Ethylene

Prayer - Dreary

Rhinoceros

Macho Man - The Village People

Bra in hands

Bathtub

There are a couple of stories I've read on Lush that I fantasize about. I may try one for real in the near future.

Radish - Parish

Depot - Trope

Eat the Rich - Aerosmith

Plant

Quote by scorpiopassion67

Patton Oswalt

For a relatively clean (few bad words) comedian Oswalt is hilarious.

I hope that dude realizes that tattoos are forever. And Trump will be out of office in a few years and just a footnote in history as one of the worst presidents ever.

Quote by 2ofustddup

Basement couch at 6am this morning so the kids didn’t wake up. It was perfect and much needed by both of us!

Kids can get in the way of those spontaneous happenings

Quote by dannig

Indeed, he certainly had some kind of mini stroke at the very least.

If he did, the MAGA world would never admit it.

Erectile

Caberet

Nadine - Chuck Berry

Hand on shoulder

Quote by Milik_the_Red

I prefer to think of myself as the intolerant and thoroughly fucking pissed off left.

But, each to their own. Who am I to judge.

A perfect description of many of us to the left of center.

Acres - Farce

Cut

Throat

Octopus's Garden - The Beatles

Staircase

Quote by Magical_felix

Trump neck pussy update 9/11/2025

Hilarious. Keep us up to date on how this progresses.

White couch

Why lie. This site is designed for fun. If you can't have fun without lying I feel bad for you. 🙁