Wooden fence

Quote by leftlingula

I didn't realize playing with her hair could result in that action. I'll have to try it out.

I wouldn't say they turn me on but I enjoy looking at well-done ink, so it's not a turn-off at all.

Cults - Crust

Lemming

Virgin

Early Morning Rain - Gordon Lightfoot

Wind-blown hair

Up early every morning

Doughnut or cupcake?

Computer monitor

Scattergories (I have no idea how to play D&D)

Stay up late every night or only on Friday and Saturday?

I didn't "lie" but I did snort a little pepper to start a sneezing fit. Date terminated after about the 20th sneeze.

HYE connected sexually with another person and found out the connection was much stronger than you anticipated?

Simple answer, yes

Oddity

Lotus - Clout

Yes, our last 2 dogs and both our horses

HYE left a restaurant suddenly after being served?

No

Would you step in if a stranger were being assaulted?

After many years of marriage, I'd use the power to find out what my spouse is really thinking

Green bell pepper or colored bell peppers?

Trees

Quote by griffton

In bed with my neighbours

I've definitely lived in the wrong neighborhoods. 😉

Quote by lynnwitt

An innocent walk 'neath the trees

Took a turn for the best with a "please"

Who am I to deny

Such a piteous cry

So I tried my best to appease

That's the first limerick I can remember with a visual display. Please do that more often. It really heightens the impact of the limerick.

Eating a special pussy (and no I don't mean a cat - 😀).

I recently got an offer to help her masturbate. I've seen her masturbate herself but I'm so excited to be able to help her however she wants me to.

Hotel - Stole

Zapped

Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan

🤣🤣🤣

Necklace

The last time this happened we were having so much fun we just didn't care who heard us. Nobody knocked on the door or had management contact us so it must not have bothered them too much.