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diversified
Over 90 days ago
Female, 38
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Quote by Woman
*walks in wearing her fedora, using her walking cane and smoking a cigar singing... If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits puttin' on the Ritz....

Spots Diversified and Wifey, raise an eye brow with a fun idea. Whip cream for the ladies then a taste testing competition!!!!


mmmmmmmmmmm sounds like great!!!! lets just bring in a bunch of different flavors and have as Lydia said a buffet of tastes and licks
not being able to have any fun at all!!! can't even get turned on anymore with out fear of collapsing!! i want fun!!
Quote by Lady_Lydia
If Shameless is right, I'm a pumpkin pie.

Someone should eat me.


i would be glad too eat you up!! and have some later ... mmmmm now i'm hungry
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by Woman
Quote by diversified
... and of course i would welcome Woman to our forum whoring family ... wait ... does this mean we need a forum pimp???

if so we totally get to chose who it is!! right Lydia and Woman???


*Bangs my dildoesque looking gavel on my desk.... notion passed! We get to choose!!!!


Quote by Primal
The other day Woman was the chat room pimp, she even had a big hat and I was one of her hoes.


Ahh... but cheri! I did not have any bling nor a swank cane with rhinestones!



Hell yeah, as the Forum Whore, I knight Woman as the Forum Pimp. Now, where's that gavel.....And we'll have to fix that, someone get my Wifey her bling!!!!!

And Eli, I love you!! Woot....just sayin.


love you too Lydia. now we just need some more to join the cause. any guys want to become forum whores lol ... primal? ...
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Of course you do, Woman...I should tell you about Elianna though, she's an important part of my Lushlife, but I'm sure she'd welcome your wonderfulness to our lovely forum whoring family! biggrin


AWE!!!!!!!!!!! Lydia you made my horrid day into a wonderful night!!! you too are a very important part of my Lushlife. and of course i would welcome Woman to our forum whoring family ... wait ... does this mean we need a forum pimp???

if so we totally get to chose who it is!! right Lydia and Woman???
having practically grown up in the hospital i have seen allot of gruesome things and the images have stayed with me since i saw them but i learned to suppress (i know its bad to suppress things like that but its my coping mechanism) them by thinking of other things that were in a happier tone. when i was little and in the hospital allot, i would go down to the ER and talk with people and observe things there, that experience has lead me to want to become a doctor to help people in need of something themselves cannot give.

wow was it me or did i ramble on a bit?
normally im in bed at 10:30 or 11 and up at 4 to do inventory and other things in the shop but being in the hospital i sleep as sleep is needed.
Quote by Blowboy
Corona and lime or a Caribou Lou


a Caribou Lou sounds about right ... the are one of the best mixed drinks in my opinion
im wondering if i could get some books sent to me here. i feel lost with nothing to read ... need more books!!!
Morphine right now is mine but usually its any good whiskey or stiff scotch ... maybe a bourbon too
honey from what i can tell you are a wonderful person and wonderful mother and have inspired me to want to have kids but i know i cannot. but thank you for everything you have said to me!!
ME ME ME!! im up for allot more rounds with chocolate sauce if i can join!!
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Quote by diversified
got a surprising visitor today ... yay!!! i feel loved ... and no lydia no poll please


Then stop arguing with me about that subject! Or else I post the poll...

And you feel loved because you ARE loved!
lalala
I'm sneaking on using the home computer instead of my laptop, because the overprotective father took it away. Hello, I'm eighteen, I've done nothing wrong and all of a sudden Mr. Douchebag takes my verizon and laptop away, what the hell?

*sigh* So I won't be able to do a chat thingy until Monday, because this computer is wicked slow.

I haven't had coffee yet today....I'm sad about that.

I'm also ranting.
Which is fun.
You all rock if you read this all the way through.
...Just saying.

So yeah, off to whore up another forum!!


fine fine you win for now. Mr. Douchebag should give what he took back because your not a child anymore and not treat you like one.
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by HoneyBee000
I would love to be brave enough to get a tattoo like Lydia. I love watching L.A Ink.


I know this is so off topic, but holy crap Honeybee thinks I'm brave!

Sorry lol, love you Eli!


its all good Lydia im not a stickler for rules ... so if anyone wants to comment or anything go right ahead but make sure the mods won't get you for it lol ...
oh i would never mind that lets do it again and then get some food and then do it again
awe honey what about me????? i would like some of your honey ... please?
got a surprising visitor today ... yay!!! i feel loved ... and no lydia no poll please
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
When people I care about are in pain.


well i hope who ever is in pain gets better soon! if they don't have pain medication like i do at the moment i truly feel bad for them ... get better soon whoever you are!



Eli, I wasn't just talking about physical pain. I hope she gets better too. (hint hint)


well pain medications can dull other types of pain other than physical pain. And its a she??!!!??!!??!!?!?!?! your leaving me??!!??!?!?!?! im gunna cry now ...
Lydia like to make my videos of Anna into porn and sell it to people on lush
Quote by Lady_Lydia
When people I care about are in pain.


well i hope who ever is in pain gets better soon! if they don't have pain medication like i do at the moment i truly feel bad for them ... get better soon whoever you are!
hehe yes i'm up for it and do go grab that swing and we shall put it up and have load of fun with it ... it might be a little wet when we're done though lol
hehe thats me!!

well my top five:
1) on Lydia's bed with her!!!
2) in a hot air balloon
3) in a submarine (don't know why just want to)
4) in the ocean
5) on a mountain

these are just the first ones that popped into my head but i have allot more
Freaking??? would love to again and again and again and again and again ...
Quote by Lady_Lydia
1. Visit Portugal
2. Get my tattoos
3. Get my bf up to MA.
4. Have sex on a bed.
5. Sex on a beach
6. Have the drink "sex on a beach"
7. Try out a sex swing.
8. Tell control freaks to screw off.
9. Stop being so anti-conflict and say what's on my mind.


well i would love to do #4 and #5 with you love, give you one of #6 and show you how to have a great time on #7!!
got my beeper today ... now i just need it to go off

if anyone has seen the movie "Seven Pounds" with Will Smith they should know what my beeper means