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diversified
Over 90 days ago
Female, 38
United States

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LYDIA!!!! im gunna get you for that one!!! you were not supposed to tell anyone!!!

Lydia is really just saying that ... her "significant" other is really an alien from outer space who is experimenting on her and i was trying to be her night in shining armor ... make that a idiot in tinfoil
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Lydia is secretly my wife. ;]


What??????

No she is not!!!! well maybe she but, but, but ... im having an affair with her and you know about it, also you are staking me for payback but secretly want me too ... well why don't we all just
You Are a Hippie
You may not have long hair or a closet full of tie-dye, but you definitely dance to the beat of your own drum. (And you may even play the drum as well.)
You are a true free spirit. You don't let yourself be weighed down by rules and expectations.

You are creative, philosophical, and caring. You want everyone to have a better life.
For you, the worst thing in the world is being stuck in some rat race. You rather be broke than have to wear a suit every day.


LOL its true too but i guees i can be a Yuppie too
otes form NEMO : "who's there? ... im sorry ur gunna have to come back later we're trying to escape!"
"ES-CAPE ... hmmm funny that looks like the word escape!"
"it just keeps going on and on!"
"are u my conscious?"
"im feeling happy ... which is a big deal for me"
"good feelings gone."
"no eating here toinght, no eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight, ur on a diet."
"shark bate ohh ah ah!"

haha love that movie
oh you were saying "oh" "ooo" "more!!!" "yess!!" "awwww" ect. but let us expand your vocabulary some
hey you!!! lets have some more hot fun!! i could show you a new thing or two
like those above its mostly in other languages like Spanish, Koren, Danish, and i love to count to his strokes in Okanowin ... well that one is an inside joke ... if not those or the other languages i know its moans and grunts ... i had a boyfriend that would tell me "GRUNT IF YOU HAVE TO!!" just before he was ready
look up at him/her its more erotic with eye contact

make their eyes roll back from ecstasy or moan in ecstasy?
well i'll pose for you ... without any clothes and then take it to the bed with the paints and see how colorful we can get eachother
sorry for infiltrating this thread with my hospital antics but heres another for you all


ok so on Sunday and Monday had a couple sessions of CAT scans and MRI's ... they tell me they found masses on my ovaries and in my lungs ... so today the attending physician came and and told me to get undress ( and not in the way i would have liked ) so he could take an biopsy ... still waiting for the results but hoping for the masses to be benign but with my luck up to this point i don't know ... well there you have it ...


and thanks all for the birthday wishes !!!!
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well tonight is a blessing i get a reprieve from hospital gunk and have american spaghetti and corn (fresh not the heated up stuff) garlic bread and a small chef salad ... thank you grandma


Ok what am I missing here. Are you in hospital or someone else?


i'm in the hospital lol and my uncle (runs this hospital) let my grandma bring me dinner tonight
oh here we go again ... : not in any order
1) house md
2) Castle
3) Mercy
4) dark chocolate
5) Reading
6) LUSH!!!
7) you tube
8) disney movies
9) wearing my cowboy boots and going out riding
10) using all the hot water so my rommie don't get any
well tonight is a blessing i get a reprieve from hospital gunk and have american spaghetti and corn (fresh not the heated up stuff) garlic bread and a small chef salad ... thank you grandma
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oh that sounds horrid, Diversified ... would you like me to bring you a gourmet pb&J sandwich?? I'll even make it on whatever type of bread you fancy .... promise!


OH MAN!!!!! that would make my year ... thank thank thank thank you and it could just be on plain old white or wheat bread and i would be in love lol
doctors that don't just give you the bad news and wait like three days to tell you something they could have told you THREE DAYS AGO!!!! (sorry about the caps) had to get it out of the nurse and then throw it in his face when he told me ...
hmmmmm ... la la la la la la la la lalalala la lalalalalalalala lala la ... hmmmmmm got bad news today ... got an infection and have been sick with body aches, migraines, vision burrlyness (lol sorry didn't know a better word so i made one up), upset stomach ... hmmmmm just a hard day in general ...
hahahaha i got you all beat on this one ... wait for it ... HOSPITAL FOOD which happen to be some slimy jell-o, dried out spaghetti, a cross bred of mashed potatoes and baked ones, ... *yack* even thinking about it makes me want to bring it back up
oh milf how wonderful you are ... but i never thought of chicken when tasting it
Bad Habit: saying im sorry even though i technically did nothing wrong
Why its bad: people get annoyed and i know i didn't anything wrong and still feel guilty
personally toys and hands but if i have to choose
hands its more sensual in a way

photographed or videotaped?