didn't i tell you to keep those panties on the floor!! im glad you kept the heels on though ...
back in the glory days of high school i had sex with a 17 year old friends of mine because his friends were making fun of him for being a virgin still ... and we are still friends to this day and occasionally have sex
on the top of a mountain
on a roller coaster or in a hot air balloon?
orgy
multiple orgasms or multiple partners?
sex on fire - kings of leon
whats the definition of cheeky? throwing a brick through some body's window then knocking on the door to ask for it back
it's not being smooth and slick that does the trick, it's the throb of the nob that does the job!
The difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home
i try not to be mean to people, but they keep giving me opportunities..like talking, or walking into my visual space
A banana and a vibrator were on a table. Banana says to the vibrator, "I don't know what the fuck you're shaking for, the bitch is going to eat me!"
thinking with the long weekend she should pitch a tent, drink some rum, light a fire and dance naked around it, what do u think ~ me
Japanese girl was making love and accidentally passed wind. she quickly explained, "Oh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss"
Sex is a sensation,caused by temptation,to increase population,for the next generation,do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
playing table tennis with the giraffes while dressed as a penguin and singing the maccarena ~me
I Aint A Retard... I Actually Choose To Lick Windows!!! ~ my sister
hmmm ... might have some heart problems to deal with along with other medical stuff that is going to hurt and scar