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el_henke
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Whoa there, four days late? That's a new record for me.



Happy birthday, my friend!

Uh... is... is there still some cake left?

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el_henke
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Congratulations too all the winners and the top 10!! Fabulous job, all of you!
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el_henke
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How un-Swiss of me to come fashionably late. Oopsies!

Is there still cake or booze or anyone willing to experiment a little? I'm fine with y'all!
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el_henke
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A big congrats to all the winners! Well done! Well-deserved! You guys rock!
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el_henke
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Quote by simplyjohn


Thank you very much Henke. Oh by the way I dont drink alcohol


Oops. Sorry. Didn't know. So... uh... is there any iced tea left? Coke is fine too.
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Is there still some booze left? Fashionably late as always.

Congratulations!!
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Oh, how I devoured this story with the hunger of a starved Baphomet. Delicious atmosphere, amazing selection of music, great scenery, scorching sex!

In celebration of the event, here is how it (arguably) all started:
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el_henke
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It's not even been 48 hours since the story was out. This is a new record for ultrafast EP? I'm impressed, no less by our fantastic queen of curves! To think I had to talk you into posting it

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el_henke
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Quote by curvygalore


Yeah, cos that's such a hardcore metal way to behave... I'm cackling like a drain here!

It's a great story, btw. smile


Or he just realized there's no more backstage beer. I hate it when that happens.
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el_henke
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Clum's the dude who makes me question my sexuality... big time He did so much this last month and he was a great help with practically everything. No one deserves it more than him

Congrats, buddy! Here's to my favorite German-speaking Buddhist Scot!
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Congratulations to all of you! Having read all of the top ten, I can honestly say all of you deserve your high ranks. I bet sorting out the top three was a toughie for the judges. Huge congrats to all of you!
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el_henke
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This is a prime example of 'haste makes waste'. I was eagerly awaiting every new chapter, being on tenterhooks, hoping I'd get the notice, cringing when I didn't and then... finally, a new offering by our generous curvy queen of historical erotica. Such a well-deserved award, putting many (mine included) to utter shame, no less.



...and here's a silly pun for you:
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el_henke
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
Happy birthday a bit late. I hope it was a good one.



This one's a classic
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el_henke
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Quote by vanessa26


How do you know we don't wear pants ? *looks around nervously*


...because it's my birthday and the party dress code said: no pants allowed

Thank you so much for the thread, you

And thank you, everyone, for chiming in. You are awesome!

Actual footage of me trying to get up this morning:
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el_henke
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Quote by sprite
who is this Henke guy? damn - whoever he is, he sure seems popular.


So for once, you're not having all the attention and suddenly, you forget who's recently earned a certain bage?
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el_henke
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Quote by JackStay
As guys get older, they sometimes lose their social interpersonal skills. So here's a gentle reminder:



HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENKE!!!


but... but... but... You're no fun!
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el_henke
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Quote by Ping


HAPPY BIRTHDAY EWE!!!


Might print and frame this picture, then hang it up in my bedroom and use it as a distraction whenever I'm about to shoot too early
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el_henke
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Quote by vanessa26



smile Its okay thank you so much sweet guy! Being off the grid sounds nice tbh
and always room for cake or head cake? haha


you're sweet. Thank you
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el_henke
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Sorry I'm so late. I was off the grid for a few days. Happy belated birthday, gorgeous



I hope you still have room for some cake? Have yourself a slice of 'head with candles served on a silver plate'.
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el_henke
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Congratulations to Mags, Liz and Stormy! Well deserved!

And for the first time, I see my own name featured in the top ranks. What did you feed those poor judges to make them think I was even remotely good enough? Ah, yeah, top 20, not top 10 as usual
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el_henke
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Congrats to one of the relatively low-profile mods whose contribution to the smooth working of the site is immeasurable. Whenever I feel like taking care of helpdesk queries, they've practically all been replied to. He easily takes 90% of that credit. Well-deserved!
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