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elizabethblack
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · Virginia
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Awesome Lady
Happy Birthday!! May the entire week be one of happiness and celebration.....
Awesome Lady
Quote by kscorn079
[Stormy stormy stormy- I think I told you a long time ago that when you reached sixty you need to turn around in a circle fourteen times then squeeze your eyes shut really tight then grab your dick and yell AWWW SHIT three times and you will zipp back to fifty. Happy Birthday my best friend and many more. Pete and Sheila..quote=kscorn079]
Did this work??? Did you try it 47 times??? I trust Pete and I know he wouldn't steer you wrong. Happy, happy birthday.
Awesome Lady
The procrastinate thing is me. I spend lots and lots of time doing things that aren't important so that I "run out of time" for what I should have been doing.
I am usually ten minutes late to everything.
I am usually ten minutes late to everything.
Awesome Lady
Everyone is entitled to at least a Birthday Week - to be pampered and spoiled - if only by yourself. Sorry I'm late, but you both enjoy your special week.
Awesome Lady
Just because you got me laughing hard on this one - I have not forgotten I am here to be last.
Awesome Lady
I drove as fast as I could to get here and claim my proper place
