Mustache game is a recent favorite.
Innocent lol.
Have you ever gotten caught masturbating?
A small gift/card would be appropriate after 7 weeks. Completely ignoring the holiday would be like ignoring that you're together.
Yeah, I usually get horny at night and then it makes it easier to sleep. I believe most people probably have.
I don't think it really matters. Cock, dick, penis, everyone knows what you mean. I think it's good to change up your terminology if you say it a lot so you aren't repeating the same word constantly.
True
My last one was true, a long with other types of dance.
I have never traveled outside of my state.
True.
I used to be a ballerina.
Give him a shirt because it must be cold without one lol
Jump Around - House Of Pain
Las Vegas.
Trimmed or completely smooth pussy?
Festival time, let us party
Gift him a comb for that messy hair :P
We won't even stop for ice cream.
That was amazing but you should have...
Cute Without The E - Taking Back Sunday