Back to discussing Bear's "lumpy arse"
Most ain't aware that Bear dresses up as Santa down at Ma's Orphanage on Christmas eve. I'm not sure if its part "work release" or part of his probation but hey it's for da kids right??
Our in house security camera caught Bear celebrating after his gig in Store room #6
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We don't have a Elf on the Shelf
BUT
we have a Bear on the Floor
bless his Jameson soaked heart
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Not forgetting the staff around here, we've got salmon for Miss Pixel, a carton of candied crickets for Terrance, and, well, a little something for yours truly.
And if asked nicely, I might share - a bit.
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Merry Christmas James it's a special bond of Polar Bear and Anicent Lion that we have forged here in Rumps.
I may not "officially" thank you for your continued running Rumps
So here is a song for you and your lumpy butt, or as Kimmi sez HER furry pillow.
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Otyken
Storm
Happy New Year my friend and may you never run out ink for your stories
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It's official y'all
It's Christmas Eve here @ Rumps
1st in
Lights On
Bertha filled with Trung Nguyen special "mountain beans"
Tea Kettle singin
Christmas cookies abound waiting for our morning patrons
I left Jane in bed this morning
Jukebox warmed up
Terrance snoring in the Nut Warmer
didn't know tarantulas snored did you??
We are still having unreasonable weather with high temps tickling 60f or for you Celsius 15.556 no cold no ice no white Christmas this year. Our ponies are just confused as this ancient lion sigh
Music
1st up
Voodoo Child
Oriaanthi
Hair Of The Dog
Nazareth
Lunatic Fringe
Red Rider
Time to sit back and enjoy a few tunes
before sliding out to pick up Jane
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Having a shitty day. I'd like a very large glass of Moscato.
I just spent time reporting that an author named Elaine Phillips stole and published Hot Wife Hotel and The Office Whore in October and November of 2020 on Amazon. I am so angry.
I'm so sorry Kat and stunned of the thievery of your stories.
People can be real shit
Lion Hugs
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I didn't realise the Chiefs weren't in Kansas (the state), nor that the city of Kansas was split between two states. I just looked at a map!
BTW: If you want to read something wacky in a good way, try this story: Big It had me chuckling. 😊🤣
A mug of Yorkshire, please, Bear. Thank you.
PS: Hope your son recovers quickly, Kimmi and is with you soon. 😊
No biggie it's been a LONG running humour listening to sport people, and other news personalities misquoted where they were telecasting
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
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How I lost my virginity
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Jennifer Haben of Beyond the Black qualifies, I think. (footage is from Graspop Metal Meeting 2025 in Belgium)
Morning Ape Good Ape!!
Great addition I knew you would bring your "metal" here btw she has a great depth with her vocals
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
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Wow! I don’t know what to think! I’ve heard for years the players have fussed about the current facilities, though, especially the locker room. Hmmm… that’s a lot of money!!!
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Hmmmmm does this mean you wish to rename store room #4 to
Kimmi's Locke Room of Pleasures?
kinda catchy don't you think!!
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3rd set on this Christmas Eve Eve
Firework
Katy Perry
Love Song
Sara Bareilles
No One
Alicia Keys
Can't think of any more beautiful talented ladies to close Jane and this ancient lion music set can you??
hmmmmm
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In our local news everything and everyone is a buzz with the breaking news that our Kansas City Chiefs are moving across the state border into Kansas City Kansas. The new stadium (with dome) is projected to top 4 billion $$ yes that's with a CAPITAL B, schedule to open in 2031 season.
Much finger pointing and talking is just starting both aye and nay all this shall be great "armchair quarterback" with our long time avid fan base.
Stay tuned y'all
I wonder what our Kimmi's opinion is
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Enjoy your day
Try an act of random kindness y'all
Jane & Lion
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We had a wonderful family cruise. So many fabulous moments! I will treasure that time forever.
I'm back on dry land and still have my son's family with us until tomorrow morning.
I know I have several comp stories from Rumpies to read, and I will get to them in the next day or so.
Bear and Ape for sure... if there are others I missed, drop me a message.
I am not back to modding until tomorrow.
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Warm welcome home Kat while you cruised with family Jane and I was busy restocking your Coke Zero and Jane made special holiday cuppycakes
for you to have in your "office" as you do your MOD thing 😁❤️😁
Good Morning James aka Bearkeep
Morning to the rest of y'all Rumpketeers we be closing in on the Christmas time quickly.
Music Bear asks for so sure anything for you Bear (to a point)
But first welcome back home Kat and for some reason I know you'll weave a cruise theme story in the near future !!
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Goth Girls Country Christmas
Wild After Midnight
Suck It Like A Psychopatch
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Jane also added a few Christmas Sugar Cookies to Bear's morning selection
Pulling back in to Rumps parking lot
Still quiet at the bar Jane says "no biggie more one on one with Kimmi's toys!" I laugh and count my blessings to have such a randy partner.
Refill my coffee as I return to the Jukebox
With Christmas Cheer and the sounds of moans in store room #4
Time for our third set
All I Want For Christmas Is You
You Make It Feel Like Christmas
Santa Baby
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Our Kansas City Chiefs are in Kimmi area today playing the Tennessee Titans the first of our last three games this season, this is our first time since 2014 that we had not advance into post season. Also QB Minshew steps in after Patrick Mahomes season ending injury last week loss to the LA Chargers
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Woke with a start in Kimmi Korner
Pick up Terrance and placed back in nut warmer
Being already in
Lights On
Bertha filled with 1870 fresh roast.
Copper Kettle singin
Place mixed Christmas Holiday treats on side bar
Moved to the Jukebox
Time for the 1st of the official first day of Lady Winter
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Love Is All Around
Your Wildest Dreams
She Not There
Saw a light on
Pull in to deliver a few sundries and pick up a few things around Rumps.
Woke up Terrance from his deep sleep
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the simple beauty of snow globes have always warmed my heart during the holiday season
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Trans Siberian Orchestra
Requiem
As I take a moment I close my eyes and fall into a deep sleep
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I see Mr Bear came early this quiet Saturday morning
Thanks James you really know Jane LOVES your bearclaws!!
On our weather front unreasonable warm weather here all the way past Christmas possibly setting a record warm 67 f or 19.44 c set in 1922.
Santa sexy elves will be wearing tube tops and boy shorts at the Jiggle Club this holiday
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Guess the jukebox is on
Sooooooo
1st up
I Will Possess Your Heart
Keltronics
Sahara
Time I go and follow the bearclaw crumbs to storeroom #4 hmmmmm
Oh before I forget rwo cases of mini marshmallows are now stocked here
seems a certain writer enjoys them with her hot cocoa. I.believe they where shipped from her twin and of course COD on delivery 🤣
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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays.
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hmmmmmmmmmm
This reminds me of a
commercial
This ancient lion sez
HELL YES
y'all definitely deserve to enjoy a holiday break.
And just to clear the "air" Die Hard is the BEST action movie with a Christmas back story.
Furthermore does Gremlins have Hans Gruber??
I think NOT 😃
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Morning All.
And if our threadBEAR is losing sleep with the ongoing tab in Rumps so be it
Any visitor OR patron of questable writing skills'(me) shall only initial their tab for the fiscal year 2026 which starts 21.12.2025. Also if you don'tsee your favourite alcohol or wine we have installed a personal locker in store room #2 if anyone wondered where this ancient lion been hiding MERRY CHRISTMAS y"all.
Ow that bear started this THRISTY DAZE
Music
TSO
