I'm partying at Bunny's house from now on! LOL
One of my favorite drinks is called a red headed slut.
It's vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice and a splash of Aftershock (or cinnamon schnapps).
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fystee
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lmao! j/k.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! (eww!!!)
And another fun fact is, an average weight of new mattress is about 90lbs after 10 years the mattress is about an average weight of 110lbs, guess what those 20lbs are?
And don't think I know everything, I do know everything.slJzqxC5atpQPdbB
I am scared to ask!
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Quote by PixieQuote by fystee
My new favorite Christmas cookie recipe!!!!
Christmas Cookie Recipe From Steve Stephens
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve.
Sample the Crown to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK. Try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
Dontcha think a bottle of Vodka would be more accurate here Fystee? LMAO!
LMAO! Well of course I will make substitutions....you know that.
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My new favorite Christmas cookie recipe!!!!
Christmas Cookie Recipe From Steve Stephens
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve.
Sample the Crown to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK. Try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
Christmas Cookie Recipe From Steve Stephens
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve.
Sample the Crown to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK. Try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! (eww!!!)
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first "MarlboroMan."
Walt Disney was afraid of MICE!
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo....and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! (eww!!!)
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first "MarlboroMan."
Walt Disney was afraid of MICE!
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo....and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)