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fystee

Over 90 days ago

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6 Nov 2009

Let's all be thankful that it wasn't

our kid who came home with this one...

6 Nov 2009

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your Girlfriend called!

6 Nov 2009

Happy Anniversary Tech and Rocco! love3

love3

6 Nov 2009

Quote by TheChrisJ
I heard that instead of squeezing the head of the penis, just grab his balls and yank them away from his body.

Wow! Sounds a little rough! Does this really work?

6 Nov 2009

Quote by nicola

Twitter is stressing out a bit right now, so this feature is temporarily disabled.

I like the way they report technical problems.

This is what I just got.....lol

Something is technically wrong.
Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.

5 Nov 2009

importance

5 Nov 2009

I liked Jack Nicholson. I like everything he does though.

5 Nov 2009

hive

5 Nov 2009

Doesn't matter to me what he does, just so long as he does something! I deifinitely don't need a man mooching off my millions! 588-rolleyes

588-rolleyes

I wouldn't expect a man to support me but I would certainly expect him to be able to support himself.

5 Nov 2009

If I could pick the person and there was no way I could be punished for it then hell yeah I could think of a few people I could pick off!

5 Nov 2009

beach

4 Nov 2009

It wasn't me. I was um.... otherwise occupied that night.... Whistle

Whistle

But Congrats Pixie! Lapplause

Lapplause

4 Nov 2009

Quote by WickedShads
Congrats Fystee....always knew you had a lot to say...

sign0024

Lwinking

3 Nov 2009

I finally got mine up!

3 Nov 2009

Quote by gav
I love an offline poke, doesnt everyone?

offline pokes are the best....lol!

2 Nov 2009

Quote by roccotool
Oh fystee, if you were around, I'd be CHASING your ass.

Just kidding.

You wouldn't have to chase me too fast rocco dear because I wouldn't be running too awfully fast from you.....lol

2 Nov 2009

Quote by roccotool
Really, fystee?

yeah thats where it was when I checked earlier.

2 Nov 2009

This where the bid is at so far!!!!

La-z-boy DWI Chair, Motorized Chair, lazy boy
99 Bids $43,700.00 17h 11m

2 Nov 2009

ewww! gross!

2 Nov 2009

silver

2 Nov 2009

hole

2 Nov 2009

boat

2 Nov 2009

"I used to play with my toys but now she is my new toy."

wtf? That is just crazy!

2 Nov 2009

pond

2 Nov 2009

lol...there was a girl on tv the other day who clipped her toenails and used the clippings to pick her teeth! EWW!

puke

puke

2 Nov 2009

Quote by roccotool
You mean I can stop running now?

yes...stop running Rocco...there is nothing to be afraid of...lol!

2 Nov 2009

Quote by runonwords
Quote by lydiababy6969
Quote by runonwords
Hooray! Congrats

Run

for a second I thought you were telling people to run away from fystee, but then I looked at who wrote it....
makes more sense now!

He he he
Yes "RUN"

uh....what? Why run from me....lol dontknow

dontknow

2 Nov 2009

undisturbed

1 Nov 2009

Thanks red!

1 Nov 2009

I have been listening to Pixie's playlist all morning!