I have never worn a wonder bra....however, I used to have a water bra that I wore years ago when I was a coctail waitress. Anything to help boost the tips ya know....lol.
Excellent....very graphic rocco!
sexy neighbor or best friend's father....give me time and I will come up with some more....lol
innocent mistake...lol...as the sugar bowl hits you upside the head
Never tried it or have ever had a desire to.....
I love "The Notebook"......I have watched it so many times and could watch it many more!
Ryan Gosling is fucking hot!
Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH'
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
LMAO! Now that is one tricked out La-Z-Boy!
reddi whip and hand cuffs......I am in!....lol
