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Happy Birthday Henry

We really need a Today's Birthdays box in this forum...

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When "we need to talk" no longer works:

Police say she told them she used the handcuffs because it was the only way she could have a full conversation with her husband.

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"You would most likely taste like Italian Sausage."

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Pixie and fystee, go to my room!

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5 days 4 nights , away from kids. No snow, warm weather and a sunny California beach.

Rope and toys and what every we can find to do.

Yes Fystee, I hope a great 20th weekend.

Bat

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yeah fystee I would love to hear a story of pixie and fystee with alcohol involved. You wouldn't happen to have any would you lol???

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SKANKY CUNT is my prison name

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Apparently I would taste like undercooked tofu.......blah!

really hehe

You would most likely taste like roasted beef. At least i like roast beef

Wouldnt you like to know, hhmm??

Of course I would. I am working on my bear scouts junior cannibal badge. So

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Ahh posting is ok, at least I didn't have to cum :-)

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well, I am a 0, but I suspect that answer would be a six if, as I suspect, I am a man trapped in a lesbian's body

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It might this weekend.

Bat

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Thank god for for no one knowing me IRL.

I was with this girl who was going down on me. At first it felt great. Then I just thought she was playfully nipping at me. Then by the time I realized she wasn't playing I was already bleeding. She had her muscles in her jaw lock up and it took me dragging her to the kitchen to find a screw driver to pry her mouth from me. I wrapped myself with a towel and drove straight to the emergency room. By the time I got there blood had soaked through my jeans but I still had to sit in triage and explain what had happened. I was finally taken back into a secured room and it wasn't until the police got done questioning me about a possible that I was given treatment. Luckily it wasn't as bad as I had feared for the loss of blood. 8 stitches closed me up and of course every doctor nurse, orderly, cafeteria worker, and janitor had to come by the room to check while I was being stitched. She was in another room by the time they had me done. Apparently I had knocked out one of her teeth in an effort to free myself. Needless to say I am now more careful about what activities I allow partners to perform. I have always checked for std tests, little did I know I should have gotten a full medical history in case a muscle disease ran in the family.