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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 52
United States

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I agree Lush, I am not paying for shit when I can get willing parties to do it live!!!!



However, along the lines with the question at hand...the idea of two guys together....I would not redeem my free ticket pass to see that shit....two women together is just a totally different story!
I scored 80...

How could Pixie have possibly scored a 50?....she has to be cheating....lol
Aww come on Rocco...we are all friends here....do tell more!!!

I agree Lush, generalizing women and putting them in cattegories equals serious trouble!!!
You are definitely not even coming close to even touching the halo!!!!
A friend of mine who is an EMT and a firefighter sent this to me and I just wanted to share it!

You stay up for 16 hours.....
He's been up for 48 straight

You take a warm shower to help you wake up.....
The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake.

You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.....
He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building

You drink your coffee on your way to the mall.....
He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital.

You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket....
He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working.

You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.....
He watches his buddy fall through four floors.

You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.....
He walks down the highway looking for the motorcyclists missing limb.

You complain about how hot it is.....
He wears fifty pounds of gear in the middle of July and drags a body out of 1600 degree flames.

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.....
He hasn't seen a meal since last shift ate breakfast.

Your pissed because the laundry is building up....
He's worn the same stinking, wet, grungdy clothes for the past 24 hours....no time for a shower.

You go to the mall and get your hair redone.....
He holds the hair of some college girl while she's puking in the back of the ambulance.

You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.....
His shift ended 2 hours ago and he is still on for another 24 hours at a station thirty miles away.

You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight....
He calls his girlfriend to tell her he made it back alive....then leaves abruptly for another fire.

You YELL and SCREAM at the engine that just passed you because they SLOWED you down....
He's in the back of that engine, going to cut somebody out of their car only to find out that they are already dead and their daughter is barely alive.

You roll your eyes as a baby cries....
He cries as he hears his newborn cry in the hospital....but he was taking a drunk teenager in when his boy was born.

You criticize your FIRE DEPT. and say they are never there quick enough anyway...
He blows the air horn while the person in front of them REFUSES to MOVE while talking on their cell phone and reading their mail while driving

You hear the JOKES about fallen firefighters and say they should have KNOWN BETTER...
He feels the floor give way while he's carrying an old lady from her bedroom and tosses her onto the hard floor and falls into the unknown.

You see the bright lights when you go by.....
He sees the broken bodies lying around the car.

You are asked to go to the store by your parents and you argue.....
He looks into buying a bullet proof vest because he has been shot at trying to save the shooting victims life.

You stay at home and watch TV.....
He takes his spare time to wash the trucks, restock the ambulance and maybe call his mother to tell her not to worry, he'll be home the next night

You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.....
He tries to sleep on his spring board bed but keeps getting woke up by the siren and bell, another person needs help, off he goes

You sit there and judge him, saying that it's a waste of money to have them around. Garbage truck workers make more than he does....
but its NOT for the MONEY, its for the people who need him that keep him going day after day!
Yes, I agree, totally bizarre but yet arrousing...lol...like I agree with Rocco, watching her was more fascinating than watching the actual throat part....she so wanted more!
I hope so too Rocco! I said it was a one-time boyfriend because it was somebody that I totally devoted my life to at that time and I thought we would be together forever and then he fucked up....like big time....lol.

Next time, flowers are a must!!! as well as the dinner...lol!!! and the drink!!!
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fystee's is higher than pixie's? How could THAT be?....chuckles....Yes, Lush, only one instance per question. Any more than that and I'd have you all paying by credit card.
Hmmm, well, I guess the gals could pay me by "sweat equity". (twirls the cuffs)


Doesn't seem right that my fine is higher than Pixie's I am going to have to refigure this
So I totally thought #3 was HOT!!! I am guessing it wasn't under the tree for you Rocco?
yes, I agree, good for her. All is not lost! Our youth do have a future!
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Well I am not much of a writer, but Fystee and I are talking about doing a collaborated story. I will let you know if and when we do it. Oh and Rocco, you know that story I wrote for you a while back? Feel free to elaborate it and post it if you like.


Congrats Lush!

Pixie, I already started...lol....now I need your input so I will be sending you what I have so you can ellaborate before we post it.Bv9ElpOOovAkjNYt
LOL...Sorry Lush but by your list it almost seemed like a week long meal! I have never had Japanese food so I don't really have anything to compare it with....lol. The picture looks like raw fish though and I am not a fish fan AT ALL!!! I don't like Mushrooms either Rocco! YUCK!

ok but the best meal I ever had has to be something that I cooked myself lol...j/k really it was something that probably seems terribly funny to most. It was a cubed steak meal that my one time boyfriend cooked for me. I consider it the best because we had been together for like 2 years and he had NEVER cooked for me and then all of a sudden he got a wild hair up his ass and cooked me this really good meal. But, that wasn't what totally made it the best meal for me....it was the atmosphere and the way he presented it to me, the surroundings, and everything involved that really made it memorable.z0vdeiBtyfkO8wxe
Personally, I don't think that ALL women are "a little bit gay inside". I believe that women are by far, way more sexual than men and we have more options that aren't always deemed wrong by society.

Also, nobody knows a womans body more than a woman herself...many times men don't truly know what a woman wants or needs to be totally satisfied.

As far as myelf goes, well I just plead the fifth lol

Seriously though, I don't think it can be a question of women in general, I think it's just more of a personal preference than anything else.7sEFMXpfHpaSsaJB
Sorry Pixie but I think Hourglass gets to keep the halo....her fine was under $100....lol
Shoot!!! Somebody pass the superglue remover and some scissors so that I can get this halo off of my head and pass it on to somebody more deserving....lol
And HOLY SHIT BATMAN!!!! Is there anything that you haven't done?
fits just fine (with some rubber bands) thanks Rocco....lol!
Shit!!! You are a traveling mindfield deadly.....HELLO!!!!!
lol.KbDpAQSbiRbf11Sz My perfect lover has to make me laugh and be genuine.....regardless of what he looks like

LMAO at Susan for the walk in the wheel chair...

To me, the perfect lover doesn't really have to do with looks at all. It has to do with fealing, touch, response and acceptance and such......lol

Just a man who is honest will work for me!!!!!
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Lights off, lot of candles & incense burning

Lights on, when playing games.

Lights off, during thunderstorm & lightning is visible through sky-light above bed

Lights on, when filming


I agree.....lights on....only when impossible are lights off!
Your score is: 35


What does your score mean?


Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?


Deadly, GET A FUCKING CLUE DUDE!!!!! Seriously. Just because people are members of this forum and read or write the stories does not automatically make them sex fanatics!

Purple, I wonder how you get any work done also....lol...go for it!!!!


btw pixie, we all know that you are not a total

curious....we ALL know that your scoring was a little low.....lol
Don't worry Lush, I feel the same way....watching a movie on my computer screen would either drive me to blindness or put me to sleep....lol
That was really sweet C2C! I believe that kind of love only comes around once in your life and you are lucky to have it!
Like, seriously....it so wouldn't be worth the effort to tie those badboys up!
Yes, that is a very good movie! Did you know that the boy in the movie is actually Will Smith's real life son?

I haven't seen any new ones lately, which is odd because I am usually the first one in line at the movie store!

I will say that if you have not watched The Notebook, then you really need to check it out.... guys it is a chick flick but it is really good. I could seriously watch it a million times!

Also, my sister told me that she watched 28 Weeks Later on her computer today. She said she found the entire movie on youtube.