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gav
Over 90 days ago
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Australia

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You are correct, it is based on profile views. The list is generated every 4 hours from 7 members with the highest number of profile views records during the previous 4 hours and a token male.

Hope this helps.
Thanks for your feedback everyone. You can see I'm not a big user of my own software!

Well maybe we are just going to have to implement our own Facebook like (or Google+ ) instead. Focus on the positive, not the negative!


After witnessing a large volume of trolls recently, specifically in the chat rooms, I was wondering whether we need to expose the number of blocks someone has received. This could be used as a measure whether to accept someones friendship or not.

Thoughts?
Here's a clue. It's purple, has a huge head and often eats humans:

Thanks everyone, has it been a year already since the last one?

I went out on Saturday night with my wife and some friends to a local leagues club. I decided to prove (unintentionally of course) that your never too old to dance in a nightclub, get kicked out by bouncers, spew into the toilet and forget half the night. It was a messy affair, I will spare you the details, but I can't wait until this time next year.
Whilst visiting the cloud last week, I did see you voice trying to hitch a ride, but alas no one would take it. I did manage to entice it down, with the promise of a front page slot for it on our audio stories page.

Welcome home
@Keyheart, is this only happening with one particular user? If you have reached your daily limit, then when you attempt to send it will warn you as such. If the receiver has blocked you, that could explain why they are not receiving them. Send me their username and I shall investigate.
Are you sure I just didnt switch the counter across to binary?

Should it read 5 members in the chat rooms silly
I've just finished the delete member process. If we didnt allow people to remove their accounts it would have saved me 3 days work!


@Fugly, you were successful in your mission to daze and confuse.

What is the problem? Sometime when you paste a URL for a hot linked image, it doesnt work? Can you send me a sample URL that doesnt work.

Thanks!
I have updated the featured member's list so that it includes at least one male profile. Good luck finding the current one, he seems to have chosen a naked lady for his avatar, odd.
Hi Zina

I'm afraid the gavel or hammer is attached to their accounts, permanently. Even without it, wouldn't the regulars know they were still a moderator?

I have seen the rooms get quite busy recently, 70+ on one day. As Lush becomes more popular we will need to recruit more chat moderators to the team.

Thanks
gav
I have been recommended to use grooveshark.com instead of playlist.com. I dont think this suffers the same international restrictions.

Anyone had any experiences with this site?

@Alan, I'm sneaking into this database migration the ability to sort and search your messages.

Hope this helps.....
We are back, anyone notice anything missing?

Yes, yes, I know the cheese has been moved, what else?
@Alan, if we lose the database, we lose the stories. We might have to drop the stories from our name and start selling cosmetics instead.

Come on PST, get a move on...
I'm moving the database later on, so Lush will be down for approximately an hour.

Not sure what time, hopefully you will all be asleep and wont notice a thing.
Nope, this is a good old fashioned bug. I've fixed this now so you shouldn't loose your friends again.


I spend 90% of my time fixing bugs, the other 10% writing them.
Tonight, on "When Lush Features Go Bad III", let your friends listen in whilst you sleep by activating your microphone and let lush hear those moans, farts and snores in bed. This feature is opt out, you may opt out at anytime by contacting our privacy officer [url=http://]here[/url].

Ok, I should have done a bit more research on this change before quietly sneaking it in.

The last visit time is hidden if:

- Your online status is set to friends only and the person viewing is not a friend
- Your online status is set to invisible
- You have activated the new privacy setting, Hide last visit

Cheers
I've known a few architects in my time

I'm love my monkey moniker
Can you be more specific?

Are you trying to poke or send someone a message who is not online?
Quote by sprite
ok while i DO like the idea of changing it to a 1-10 voting system, yeah, having people do more then hit a number isn't going to work here, i fear - i mean, i have had stories with thousands of hits and gotten less then a dozen votes on them, so like Alan says, making it harder isn't really fruitful.

ps - Gav? what about developing a DirtyMartini device of some sort not sure what it is, but sometimes, i feel the need for one... maybe it could ad random bad puns to everyones posts or even stories? *giggles* and yes, i love you too, Alan *blows kisses*


Meanwhile, somewhere in Alan's brain, I managed to extract these goodies:

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
16. A calendar’s days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
Quote by sprite
ok while i DO like the idea of changing it to a 1-10 voting system, yeah, having people do more then hit a number isn't going to work here, i fear - i mean, i have had stories with thousands of hits and gotten less then a dozen votes on them, so like Alan says, making it harder isn't really fruitful.

ps - Gav? what about developing a DirtyMartini device of some sort not sure what it is, but sometimes, i feel the need for one... maybe it could ad random bad puns to everyones posts or even stories? *giggles* and yes, i love you too, Alan *blows kisses*


Meanwhile, somewhere in Alan's brain, I managed to extract these goodies:

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
16. A calendar’s days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
For some of us, our time here on Lush is limited. If I see a story of interest on the home page, or coming through my friends feed (from a story submission, a comment or a score) I want to be able to add this to my "Read it later" queue.

I want to be able to easily add stories to my queue and have the option for them to be emailed to me for offline reading. As soon as they are emailed, or read they are to be removed from my queue. My friends can see what I have in my queue.

Possible?

Thanks for your assistance in testing and debugging this problem Kiki.

Everyones profile should be fixed up now and friends are back in the correct order. The re-shuffle *should* now be resolved, for good!
Dont panic folks, I'm in the middle of some changes to the friends list.

Please be patient, normal operation shall continue shortly.
The system is self-learning. It is trying to understand you interactions with your friends, good or bad and order them in the way it see's best.

Either that, or there's a bug in the system
@alan, @nicola those are not the droids we are looking for.

@pixie, does your droid dream of electric sheep too?
@whateverworks you will be pleased to learn than I too have just purchased a droid phone, a samsung galaxy s. i shall be making a mobile lush (including chat) a priority very soon.