"Don't Cry Out Loud"- Melissa Manchester

They'll just claim it was Hamas. This is what needs to be done. No one's going to like it though. Have Americans delivering the aid directly. Let Israel know ahead of time. Let's see then if they claim it was Hamas. Of course, then they'll claim the Palestinians were responsible. Unfortunately, American blood needs to be spilled. That's the only thing that will stop this madness.
The Sixty9ing (The Shining)
Something Liquid This Way Comes (Something Wicked This Way Comes)
Lesbein'... In Space No One Can Hear You Moan (Alien)
A Big Hand For The Little Lady (Didn't even need to change the title)
How The Grinch Screwed on Christmas (How The Grinch Stole Christmas)
Spencer's Mounting (Spencer's Mountain)
Barepuss In The Park (Barefoot In The Park)