Quote by marie5555
This "Old Whippersnapper",
could show you some tricks,
I know I was married,
and tried lots of dicks.

My first love was female,
you brazen young hussy,
and I learned so much,
'bout how to eat pussy.

You may think I'm Old,
You might call me "Mum",
but I know for certain
I would make you come.

Quote by marie5555
Roses are red,
Heidi's a beaut,
I may be old,
But I'm told that I'm cute.

Quote by marie5555
Rosie's are red,
Ginger's are blue,
I never wear any,
Oh lucky you.