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hartclass
2 hours ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · England

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two sets of leopard print in one day - all too much for me but hey who's complaining?
put a restraining order on those puppies! That or give them a good home
Quote by swollen
Matching always, or I don't feel properly dressed.


well nearly always - aren't you missing some PANTIES?
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Such an unnecessary thing to say but rather funny?!
Sit back and enjoy the view - why waste such a lovely opportunity?
I'm afraid to say it goes with the territory and unfortunately some people take advantage of that here. That said - like everything it is all about a matter of taste and different people are looking for different stories - not all of them will be to their taste. To leave any bad score without a reason is very bad form and shows a complete lack of respect. I for one know that I can't spell or punctuate - completely dyslexic and take that criticism for what it is. Eventually I asked a good friend who is a much better wordsmith than me to proof read my efforts and my scores went up.

There is however definitely some favoritism here - with some writers getting good reviews regardless of the content - that is even worse - a cliquey little club - no thank you!
Quote by Mazza
I really need to book accommodation!

WAAAAAA


then you won't be needing the rechargeables any more!
Do you know what as much as I like football it wil never have the same virtues as rugby - you can beat the shit out of each other and still shake hands - never disrespect a referee and just get on with the game. If I see another footballer dive or rush up to a ref and abuse him then send him off and go play something that really matters!!
Is it just me or are the Euros as dull as dish water? Waiting for it to really kick off - at least we know the Greeks can't afford to bribe their way to another final!!!
laugh, drink and be merry - enjoy all the funny times and drown all the sad ones - and just carry on!
PIMMS, strawberries and cream, smoked salmon, the sound of leather on willow, cut grass, thunder storms and rain, the mad dash for cover, the sweet smell after the rain
Quote by swollen
Yes, I believe given the right perspective, relationships formed on the internet and on Lush can survive. In fact deep bonds can be formed.

Like any relationship though, in order to survive, they need working at.



It is possible, after being here for nearly 4 years I have met several great people - some of them are truly special and have stood the test of time! But as Swollen says - you have to work at it - it pays off in the long run.
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Clum and Loud are not girls!!! smile



Clum & Loud - appologies - the Golden Girls carry on making a noise
looks like the the Golden Girls are up to no good!! Too much spare time on their hands?
Quote by swollen
Just before sun-rise this morning. Then I drifted off on his chest, listening to his heartbeat as he slept. It was amazing.


Did I miss something I was I just dreaming?
Quote by swollen
When I was a Brownie, I once pinched a pickled egg from the chippie!


And that is the naughtiest thing you have done?

What about swinging from the chandeliers in your undies singing she will coming round the mountain when she comes with the curtains wide open?
Have got tickets for several of the events and can't wait - will be great for London, even better for the UK. The worlds best on our door step - how anyone can say world class sport is boring - once in a life time opportunity!!
Ask to colour in the rest of her tattoo - with poster paint!! X